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Holly Madison looks like Vegas trash, you know the kind of small town girl who leaves their farm life to make it big by ending up in the hospitality industry in Vegas because there’s more opportunity than their small town for bleach blond rednecks in Vegas as you can never have too many strippers or hookers…and because Vegas is just the “Greatest place on earth”…

She looks like the kind of girl who like the floods of white trash, who confuses the generic bootleg Disney version of high class and 5-star as actual high class and 5 star, because anyone who has been to Vegas, knows Vegas is a fucking joke designed to make a couple Casino owners billions of dollars off a whole lot of morons….smoke and mirrors just like Madison’s sex appeal…Vegas was her fucking destiny, she just accidentally went a different route….

I can’t imagine that people actually care about Holly Madison or her cleavage since she’s an ex Playboy chick in her 30s, who has already been seen naked a lot and is pretty much faded and expired by now, and I guess that’s why I am posting this, because giving you what you want is just too easy and not very rewarding or satisfying for me.

Pics via LFI

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Bob Smith

She reminds me of that HBO show where they went through strippers from the phase of “fresh to the club” to “working girl” to “hard to find a job as a stripper because she looks too old”.

She’s definitely too old to be a Playboy fantasy girl. Sure, I’d fuck her silly, but she’s not a fantasy, and if she is, it probably means you need glasses or you’re in your 70′s.
Drunken Pig

Not to mention Hefs geriatric wiener has been in that!!
HornyLohanWanker

Boring.
Sophia

Hey douche bag writer:

I dont like her look or her either but since when is 30 old??

u f-tard

u just dont like her bcuz she wouldnt give u the time of day.

dumbass
nunya

Sophia you’re in your 30′s and at this piece of shit website arguing with a fat fuck that doesn’t give a shit about your hormonal induced rant.
Who’s the douchebag now?
HornyLohanWanker

Sophie, lets see your tits.
Bob Smith

She was 30 years old when Clinton was in office.
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

If this woman is 30 than I am Denzel Washington. This old broad is hitting her mid 40′s. Sophia, 30 years old, is very old when you are single, because it all goes down hill from there.

Old bitches are willing to do more for their man because they are getting old and they know it. Heck, older women are willing to give you their checkbook and keys to their house and car. They are so fixated on finding a mate that so badly that they will give you their pussy without even going on a first date as well. Thats the, I need a partner, so please dont leave me sex.

Older women are more wifey material because they are willing to cook, clean and suck your dick all at once just to keep you around.

Sophia is probably one of those older slore’s who is angry at getting old, Sophia you better go find a man before you hit your 40′s because at that time your gonna be looking for one at a retirement home.
cowbulls

If I could forget that Hef was hitting that I would jump on her. She’s probably still tight because Hef is half dead. She would also be oh so greatful for a real man.
Amazing Larry

Shit Hef never hit that he was afraid to she was a Hooters girl remember their ALL SKANKS.

On different note, it’s not her tits that are fantastic it’s her ass which is much better and her asshole is the best of all, she has got the best balloon knot I’ve ever seen.
Amazing Larry

…oh and BTW the whole Hef GND things was made up & contractual none of them ever slept with Hef or had sex with him, some people do read Playboy after you get bored with the pics.