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I am scared of lesbians, you know the militant kind who really hate men because they were teased for being fat dykes in highschool, or raped by their uncles as a child, or whatever the fuck happened along the way to them to make them band together and design dolphin shaped dildos and discuss how better off the world would be if there was no cock, so they have secret meetings in combat boot and flannel where they discuss strategy of how to rip cock off everyman in the world, starting with homeless men, then working their way to everyday men, by disguising themselves as non-penis hating lesbians, until you get them home with you and they tie you up, surround you and fuck your shit up…

Sure the reason this dude got his dick glued up was becauase he cheated on his wife with two chicks, who the wife conspired with to get back at him, only to take him back and I just don’t get why people think cheating is such a big deal, why does marriage have to be a prison sentence, why can’t a dude fuck 3 other chicks and why can’t his wife, or life partner be loyal to him instead of fucking his shit up, especially since they all ran back to him….

The funny thing in all this is that when the two other pussies came out of the motel bathroom, or wherever they staged this set up, dude probably thought he was getting an orgy for at least a split second, making all his dreams come true and giving sex worth talking about,before actually realizing he was fucked….

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(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered �Simba�

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(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

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i don’t like lesbians, it’s not only because they hate penises, then secretly shove ever cocks up their bitches and their own cunnys, and it’s not only because the thought of dick meat not socking a cunny is a sin in of it self, and it’s not because they dress like men and act like guys but seethes when men approach dames and ask them out and on account of that dame the dyke just asked who then told her to fuck off, she now hates men even more and seethes at the guy who just asked the same dame out and the dame says; ‘sure dude, let’s go have a few and i’ll suck your dick afterwards.’ and the dyke seethes on account that their dick is only a centimetre, so that leaves out back alley blow jobs. but even after all of that, the reason i hate dykes is that they don’t know their place; they’re not the predators, they’re the fucking prey pretending to be a predator. and that, is unforgivable. now predators who want to be prey and take it up the ass, well, i could give a fuck, more cunny for me, so fags i don’t really hate, they’re just odd and funny, but you know what, they have a hole that allows them to pretend to be the prey and we call this method; getting it up the ass. but dykes, them fuckers don’t have that extra bit to pretend, so the best they could do is make like a cow bell and lick. but you know what i hate more than dykes, fucking dudes who while in relationships, cheat on their women, and their behavior grieves me the most.
HornyLohanWanker

One of dem der bitches got some big titties.

And they like fucking the bucks. A little white blood is good for the line, keeps them breeding true.
Drunken Pig

Those four white trash ditch-pigs have no right to be angry…they (and any other white women) that spread their legs for GORILLAS get what they deserve!!
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

Your kidding me right Drunken, Your telling me these white women assaulted black males.

Damn if that is true, black men are getting soft, gotta be the water in America, now you got white women beating on brotha’s. Whipping your ass like some bitch ass slaves. Back in Africa an African woman would not dare get loud with her mighty King or feel the consequences.

You guys in here talk about crazy black women, which I agree with by the way, but you got some satan worshipping white women. A black woman will let you know and get in your face if she is mad because they usually are louder and more upfront with their violence, hence cutting you with a knife or stabbing you with it.

White women are real sneaky with the violence, they are the type, when they are angry to pull shit like this. Like poison your drink, or glue your penis to your leg when you are sleeping on some sneaky shit.

Who glues a mans penis, damn that some savage shit. There are probably some sneaky sistas who would do the same thing as well, in training to act up.

Watch your ballsacks fellas, that’s a rough way to get hit