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Here is some Australian named Jodi Gordon. I’ve never heard of her because I am not Australian trash, but I have always had a soft spot for Australian girls because in their ghetto criminal roots comes some laid back attitude, open to fuck and have a good time, while getting as drunk as possible.

This bitch has only one drug scandal, one dead ex boyfriend, and a career on an Australian soap opera, but now she’s got you who knows who she is and that may not count for much to her, but you can pretend it does, since pretending people care about you is what gets you through life…

Bonus – The Cokewhore Put Some Clothes On….

Pics via LFI

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whomever madam is, she sure looks as if she laughs a lot, and pushes forth her great big front teeth, like the sand packing austrailian mule, but that’s of no concern, she’s probably into hiking and being unkept when she isn’t working and that’s fine. She’s outdoorsy and likes to hike through the bush whenever the need arises. and in her case, i guess it’s often. She’s not against shitting in the bush, so i guess she may be inclined to fuck in the bush el natural like the dingos. good for you aussie, good for you.