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I’ve put Mischa Barton on Death Watch and the whole thing is very exciting to me. Call me a psycho if you want, but the reality is that I get excited when these celebrities die. I don’t have any on impact on their ultimate self-destruction, I’m irrelevant in their lives, so I don’t feel guilty about how they spend all their bullshit TV or Movie money on drugs, alcohol and in Mischa Barton’s case – baked goods, until eventually their bodies give out on them. See there are people out there who actually kill themselves cuz they have actual problems, cuz they actually hate themselves or can’t live with the shitty hand they’ve been dealt, but celebrities are a fucking joke, they have it all….money, easy access to nightclubs, free clothes and drinks and they don’t need to work. They can travel the world, live large and have a good fucking time, but instead do this, and it make me laugh.

So when Mischa Barton dies, you can expect a tribute here in the form of laughter, and in the meantime we can all watch the demise…

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HornyLohanWanker

I would joyously dump a load of cum in her cunny.

Once. Then I would have to flagellate myself for my weakness.

Truly, any pussy is good pussy is highly over rated.
Mia

Whoever wrote this is a fucking imbecile. Yes celebrities have money and can go and do whatever they want, but you’ve obviously never heard the expression money can’t buy happiness. I dont care how much money you have, you can still be depressed. It happens all the time. And how the hell do you know life didnt deal Mischa Barton a shitty hand? Do you know her personally? Do you know her family? No, you dont. So unless you can say for certain that she has absolutely no reason to be depressed, kindly shut the fuck up. Thanks.
robert

with all the donuts she has evidently been eating, this is the only pumping she’ll be doing for a LONG time.
wrecked ‘em

Die well, Mischa. Die well.
James

am i the only one who thinks mia is fat?

or that she likes twilight….

im assuming both sadly.

sftu simple bitch.
Expletive:BMP

mia just feels that it’s rather unfair to make fun of some one you don’t know, even if that some one could give a rat’s ass whether she (mia) lives or dies. mia is a humanitarian fighting the good fight amongst perverted sick fucks, such as ourselves. though i wouldn’t put mischa on a death watch, at least not yet, but i know she’s allowing the crazies to carry her for a whirl. i know about the crazies, they’re always fucking with me, but you know what, i’m beating them daily.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

Excuse me, Mia, but as a matter of fact, I’ve had Ms. Barton in my office numerous times, as her counselor. For the sake of brevity, let me just say that this dumb bitch has no legitimate reason to be “depressed,” or for any of the other baseless, phony complains she laid out to me. Sure, I’m a well-paid therapist, but I just wanted to tell this wretched whore that the biggest problem she ever had was putting Cisco Adler’s balls in her mouth.

I think maybe you, Mia, are also a stupid wretched whore, and perhaps you should take Cisco Adler’s balls in your mouth ha ha….
ztoo

I agree with MIA. I this is a baseless, humorless and cruel article about and actress who has done nothing other than be an actress. She’s not that great an actor anymore, but how does that make her worthy of this kind of ridicule?? Let her be a bit human. Let her not be 88 pounds scary thin. Let her grow into her twenties. Even if she may suffer from Bi-Polar or something like that….let her deal with that. This harmful attitude against her is just bad karma, guys.
B

I know that her face looks a little chubby here, but her body honestly doesn’t appear overweight, or even fat. And even if it was, who cares?!
Sookie

Mischa clearly has her issues and she has gained about 20 pounds. She is probably going through a phase of emotional eating to deal with her career and relationship problems.