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Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck and her chances of having a baby of her own have pretty much leaked out of her pussy and over her panties in the form of her last tired period. I bet she regrets cursing her period all those years, wishing it would go away, because now she knows you don’t know what you had til it’s gone…

She’s latched herself onto Gerard Butler, who is in her latest movie and probably plotting his escape, but knows he can only make a move after the press is over, cuz otherwise bitch will go psycho….

On a sidenote, when Gerard Butler was filming 300 in Montreal, he fucked a few girls I know. He was on some special diet, he wasn’t drinking or doing cocaine like he was used to and he was apparantly a huge fucking bitch at least according to little groupie bitches who just liked the fact he was in a movie and didn’t really care that they had never hear of him before, but were just happy he chose them to be inside of….

Either way, happy birthday grandma aniston who will never be a grandma cuz you were too fucking picky and thought you were too good for every single guy but managed to turn off the few you ever did locked down. I hope you had a good day using the telescope to spy on the paparazzi who was spying on you….fucking loser…

Pics via Bauer

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Bob Smith

She could have a kid at 41. The problem is that it might have like 3 arms, 2 necks and 4 heads. But a little plastic surgery, it will be just fine.
Expletive:BMP

hopefully she’s getting some action, a bit to scrawny for my taste but you know what they say; one cunt in hand is worth two in the ass.
eldabolo

Why so harsh on Aniston. She has a very hot body for her age and she like the other Jennifer (Love Hewitt) will find a suitable partner one day. I like Aniston, she has friends, seems to enjoy life but not so lucky in love. Happens, ya cant have all.
MEGADOUCHE

Maybe she should look for a mate in suburban Cleveland, cuz we would like to fuck her in a totally sanitary and unemotional manner. And by we I mean…well, yeah.
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

This slore wont find a suitable partner because she is too stuck up. This ugly old whore needs to get over herself and find a mate before she becomes hamburger meat. She is already looking like the crypt keeper and in a few more years gravity will be clinging on her like a senior citizen.

That is why Pitt left her old ass for Jolie, his new bitch already popped out like 2 kids for him, this slore aint even trying to do that.

Something aint right with this bitch, hopefully she does the right thing and gets a gun and offs herself for good.
Alan

F*** off, haters. Jen looks great at any age, never mind 41. I’d pump a hot load of joy juice inside her warm vay-jay until she was down to her last remaining egg. Then I’d aim for her face.
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I’d let her shit on my chest.
cowbulls

I think she still looks doable BUT there has to be something seriously wrong with her because once guys get near her they burn rubber getting the hell away. Some columnist named Ian Halperin has reported that JA has a major female sexual odor. So she smells like a rotten fish and just lays there like a dead fish. I�d run too AFTER I hit it a few times.