Comments on: Kirsten Dunst Looks Like Death of the Day http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day I'll make you famous, Bitch....This is the Best Site on the Internet that Nobody Reads. Cuddles. Sat, 26 May 2012 23:27:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3-beta2 By: Southern Goodness http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-52034 Southern Goodness Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:59:41 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-52034 It's the fuckin' stress of being judged by fat hairy assholes like you. I'm just sayin'. We girls have a lot of stress. We have to cleanse our pores, for God's sake! This is bullshit and we ladies need to unite against the oligarchy of Male Supremacy! Fuck you guys who think we look like shit. Most of ya'll have no idea where the clitoris is, so why should we give a shit about you??? Go jerk off to Jessica Alba and continue to be alone. We want men who like us like we are. And by the way, those men get blow jobs. It’s the fuckin’ stress of being judged by fat hairy assholes like you. I’m just sayin’. We girls have a lot of stress. We have to cleanse our pores, for God’s sake! This is bullshit and we ladies need to unite against the oligarchy of Male Supremacy! Fuck you guys who think we look like shit. Most of ya’ll have no idea where the clitoris is, so why should we give a shit about you??? Go jerk off to Jessica Alba and continue to be alone. We want men who like us like we are. And by the way, those men get blow jobs.

]]> By: MEGADOUCHE http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51700 MEGADOUCHE Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:18:58 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51700 Not only would I hit it, i'd buy it flowers. Not only would I hit it, i’d buy it flowers.

]]> By: John http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51699 John Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:08:09 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51699 I'd hit it. I’d hit it.

]]> By: Anony http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51661 Anony Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:15:50 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51661 By the time she's 30, she'll look like she's 60. She'll play the Faye Dunaway role in the remake of Barfly. By the time she’s 30, she’ll look like she’s 60.
She’ll play the Faye Dunaway role in the remake of Barfly.

]]> By: Mia http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51608 Mia Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:24:24 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51608 Josh Hartnett is still alive. WTF? Josh Hartnett is still alive. WTF?

]]> By: PenDoosh http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51597 PenDoosh Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:47:11 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51597 I was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of fingering Kirsten in the ninth grade. I have not washed that finger since. I was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of fingering Kirsten in the ninth grade. I have not washed that finger since.

]]> By: RAY J IS A FAGGOT http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51587 RAY J IS A FAGGOT Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:08:07 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51587 Suckadick, Josh Hartnet is dead, his career is dead, the dude couldn't find water if he fell out of a boat let along a movie role. You can try to package urine as wine but it is still urine and that dude's acting stunk worse than a urine lab. I'm glad they stopped giving that idiot roles, the dude was a worse actor than Vin diesel and Steven Segal. Kristen is looking like a polar bear with blond hair and sun glasses. Damn the bitch is so white she can camouflage in snow. Whats with these Stringy white broads and there stringy no-ass-at-all pear shaped bodies. The bitch is shaped like an oval, with a head like a pumpkin. Damn I would rather eat a bullet than have sex with that thing, Suckadick, Josh Hartnet is dead, his career is dead, the dude couldn’t find water if he fell out of a boat let along a movie role. You can try to package urine as wine but it is still urine and that dude’s acting stunk worse than a urine lab. I’m glad they stopped giving that idiot roles, the dude was a worse actor than Vin diesel and Steven Segal.

Kristen is looking like a polar bear with blond hair and sun glasses. Damn the bitch is so white she can camouflage in snow. Whats with these Stringy white broads and there stringy no-ass-at-all pear shaped bodies. The bitch is shaped like an oval, with a head like a pumpkin.

Damn I would rather eat a bullet than have sex with that thing,

]]> By: HorneyLohanWanker http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51581 HorneyLohanWanker Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:58:49 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51581 I would do Kristen until she could be done no more. And, I would help her floss her snaggle teeth. I am just that kinda guy. I would do Kristen until she could be done no more.

And, I would help her floss her snaggle teeth. I am just that kinda guy.

]]> By: Expletive:BMP http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51573 Expletive:BMP Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:00:53 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51573 marisa miller and kirsten Dunst are both awesome, though kirsten dunst is that special crazy hot awesome and marisa miller is the bit of flavor you keep in your house locked up for fear she'll leave you again for that bastard, what's his face. but no doubt i'd lock marisa miller up in my basement, if i had a basement. though i'd probably let her go if she asked me to, or receive her fist up my chute if that's her fancy. marisa miller and kirsten Dunst are both awesome, though kirsten dunst is that special crazy hot awesome and marisa miller is the bit of flavor you keep in your house locked up for fear she’ll leave you again for that bastard, what’s his face. but no doubt i’d lock marisa miller up in my basement, if i had a basement. though i’d probably let her go if she asked me to, or receive her fist up my chute if that’s her fancy.

]]> By: Bob Smith http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51569 Bob Smith Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:44:30 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51569 Isn't it odd that the Marisa Miller article below this one doesn't allow comments? As to Kirsten Dunst, who cares, really. Isn’t it odd that the Marisa Miller article below this one doesn’t allow comments?

As to Kirsten Dunst, who cares, really.

]]> By: suckadick http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2010/02/08/kirsten-dunst-looks-like-death-of-the-day/comment-page-1#comment-51566 suckadick Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:19:04 +0000 http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/?p=18196#comment-51566 she looks like hell. josh harnett isnt dead. not sure why you put him in with the other dead celebs. she looks like hell. josh harnett isnt dead. not sure why you put him in with the other dead celebs.

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