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Jewel’s Saggy Hick Tits of the Day

Jewel is everyone’s favorite fucked up tooth redneck who was raised in Alaska by wolves, where she was shoeless,homeless and clearly braless. Where her only worldly possessions were an old guitar she made out of bear bones and fur she got when she had to wrestle a bear down for food one cold and snowy night, before stealing a car and bringing her lesbian sound to America where she forumlated this bullshit story for marketing purposes, but the only thing that makes it believable is the sag in her tit that can only come from years of running through the woods hunting and gathering, braiding her armpit hair, howling at the moon without the support these fuckin’ things needed…which I guess is all part of the reason she married a rodeo man, since he’s used to handling wild fucking things with utters.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

  • Drunken Pig

    Say what you will…bitch has a GREAT rack!!

  • Expletive:BMP

    not only that drunken pig, but jewel has always been a simple down home sumthin sumthin, can’t put my finger on it, but it feels right whenever she’s about, hard to say really from observations, especially those made through media, but still, she seems almost comely, as if, her world is fix while the rest of us remains in a perpetual flux. Though like I said it seems to be, and summations are as worthwhile as assumptions.

  • Bob Smith

    I think she’s cute, but she always dresses like she got off the boat from dumbfuckistan.

    I could dress her up so that she’d give everyone a boner. Even chicks.

  • Lizbeth

    I plan on stalking you if I ever get out west you magnificent hairy bastard. Yeah, I want it. I’m fucked up. As is I’m in Alabama…where it’s fucking snowing right now. We’re not used to it…everything shuts down. Any way. I love your site and I love that you rip on pretty much everyone including Jewel. I interviewed her for my radio show once and she was a complete bitch. I think she tried to cuss me out but I couldn’t understand her snaggletoothed ass….. Thanks again

  • Bob Smith

    “I interviewed her for my radio show once and she was a complete bitch.”

    She was probably having her period and forgot the midol. It happens to some chicks. She just needs some weed to calm the frig down.

  • Sophia

    She is a con. she plays the ole im so cute and innocent country girl routine. did you know she packed up Ty ‘s(her then boyfriend) girlfriends posessions without asking and left them in the road outside his ranch. what a boyfriend thief, id whoop that bitches ass for pullin’ that celebrity shit.

    go back to Alaska you wanna be cowgirl,

    I am from Texas, your are not. get the fck outa Texas and haul your saggy tits back to your frisky mouth watering p*ssy eating wolverine.

    peace out.

  • vick

    Saggy tits? Mkay

  • Grape pop

    drunken stepfather is a jealous of those fat titties. don’t worry your step kids titties will pop soon enough.






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