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SI Swimsuit Edition Launch Party of the Day

SI Swimsuit edition had a launch party and a whole lot of nameless girls with insane bodies who I want to fuck showed up because they are either in the magazine half naked, or they want to be, and it looked like a good place to jerk off in the corner, but unfortunately, I wasn’t invited because I am irrelevant, fueling my serious need to quit the internet and find a way to live my life on a beach….this site is totally unrewarding…and this party does a good job reminding me what I’m missing out on. Assholes.

Pics via LFI

  • Pete

    Who’s the chick in the pink dress?

  • Expletive:BMP

    yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, i’ll take them all thank you. Even naoim campbell who’ll probably beat me senseless for being a fat bastard, then smash my dick for being a virgin, then beat me senseless for cumming too quickly, i can’t wait.

  • Drunken Pig

    I’ll beat you senseless free!!






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