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I saw this and couldn’t help but post it because I think these may just be the tightest pants ever and I can’t stop fucking laughing at the shit. You think she coulda chose shit in a different color, or maybe she’s not actually wearing pants, is this painted on? I really don’t know what I am lookin’ at, I just know it looks like the mannequin I once jerked off on, back in the 80s when I believe the movie Mannequin was a documentary…

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Expletive:BMP

That pants is so awesome, it reminds me of why i need to leave this fucking island in the fucking sun, and go where women dress like fucking idiots, but remain apparently ready to fuck.

mannequin was awesome and yes, i did, rub out a few watching the dvd continually. i also rubbed out a few watching hard ticket to Hawaii, and i spit on your grave.
Expletive:BMP

and if you say vhs, not dvd, your mother’s a fucking whore.
Mason

Would it be considered rape if I just humped that without actual penetration?
http://www.poshbingo.co.uk/ Ems

Oh my gosh are those actually real pants?! If they are real then its unbelievably clever.
ldy

My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)
YEAH BOYEE!!!!

Incredible ass! Clone that ass PLEASE!!!!! But the whole time I was dying to see what the FRONT looked like….can you say “all up in there!”
http://mydrunktxt.com/ My Drunk Texts.com

(608): She said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

(610): I just sent a picture of my dick to a girl, her phone gave her an error message “attachment was much too large to be sent to your device”

(613): she was blowing me and I farted, she gave me a high five and kept going.

(740): I would plow her like an amish guy supporting his family

(MDT): My Drunk Texts.com – For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else�s entertainment online.
Cunty Cuntall

I love ass. I live for ass. I could have ass sex all day long. In fact the best ass I’ve ever rooted was my Grandpa’s. He bucked and wriggled, but didn’t have the strength to buck me off, one I’d popped his hip. MMMmmmm Pooh sex is the best.
parcin

ta seeming that it is in Brazil, the colors that are in the tank of fuel and Petrobras and back of her blouse is written Petrobras.
x1zigzag1x

i think shes in south afrika and that is typicaly black ass nothing out of the ordinary, my dick can tell

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