Everytime I see pictures of Annalynne McCord with an open mouth, she reminds me of some kind of primate that is about to eat my babies, who I need to fight off to protect my family, but instead of throwing her feces at my face, she’s always trying to act sexy, whether it’s wearing a see thru shirt, or tight clothing, or slowly letting her jacket slip off her shoulder in what looks unintentional, but is actually totally contrived kind of way, like some fuckin’ striptease where you don’t get to see pussy, and the whole thing is causing an internal battle in my head, do I throw my babies at her to eat and pull out my dick and start jerking off, or do I run for my fucking life.

I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I am trying to say is that bitch is ugly, but her body is solid and I’d still fuck it, just with my eyes shut or her on all fours, so that I wouldn’t have to see that face, not that it is an option, but I pretend it is, cuz it helps me get through my pathetic days, as admitting that fucking Annalynne McCord is not an option cuz she is “too good” for me, is some real depressing shit that I prefer ignoring…because I know she’s ugly, bottom feeding trash her and her entourage don’t….

Pics via Bauer

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