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It was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s birthday, she turned 31 and I guess no one gave a fuck, so she decided to dress up like an idiot to let the world know she’s celebrating and having the time of her life cuz it’s her day, or maybe it just took her 31 years to realize and accept the fact that she’s an overweight joke by dressing like the clown that she is, but really what the fuck do I know, other than that this costume in February is nothing but fucking stupidity, but the good news is that I never knew something so insignificant, like some bitch I don’t know who I never found hot, even though she was tiny with big tits, cuz I knew eventually her ass would catch up and balance out her horse face, could actually annoy me this much, but now I do…

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HornyLohanWanker

She is doing everything she can to try to stay relevant, but what she really needs to do is porn, get those fucking floppy fun bags into production.

I see her doing German piss porn myself, but thats just me.
nunya

at least she covered up her cankles
Bob Smith

Could be one of the most overrated chicks in Hollywood.
Perv

Are you sure that is Jennifer and not some clown hired for her birthday party? Although 31 is rather old to have a clown for the party.
Expletive:BMP

Ghost hunter is a bunch of shit, and why Jennifer thinks any one cares about her shitty ghost hunter show or the fucking way she looks so innocent in the fucking commercials that comes on boring as fuck syphilis aka syfy is any one’s guess, or how she wears that fucking thing and behaves as if i sitting in my fucking home without a copper or a lick of patience will try to even conceive anything witty on her behalf is jokey. But life goes on, and we’re all going to be okay, so fuck this stupid bitch and bring on more pictures of empress kim kardashian.
advice

My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
Demonic 73

The thing that frightens me is that her horrible show has been around at least three years. The other thing that made me ever more fearful was that, earlier tonight, it was on three different channels at the same time. Save us all…
cowbulls

I call BS on some of you guys. JLH is a great looking woman. Those curves and that spectacular chest are REAL. Real is so much better than that silicon crap. She has a fantastic body as I prefer real women with curves versus skinny chicks with boob jobs.

My guess is she is �once in a lifetime good� sexually as she seems to have a very �giving� personality. Whenever she is on one of the late night talk shows she comes across as someone that doesn’t take herself too seriously. She has an attitude that screams, �I�m damn good sexually and if you mount up you damn well better hold on�.
Bob Smith

“JLH is a great looking woman. Those curves and that spectacular chest are REAL. ”

I think somebody has mommy issues.

Yeah, so she’s got a great rack. So do half the girls at the gym.

That face? It could stop a train. She is not an attractive woman.
Richard Upton Pickman

Hey, JLH was really hot and sexy at 14 in “The Baileys of Balboa.”
aussiebloke

shes still pretty good lookin for a 30 yr old and yes she should do porn and yes she should stop doin that ghost whisperer shit.and if you have a problem with her face then bukaki will fix that all in all id hit that