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Jessica Simspon’s big ol’ sloppy tit is getting accidentally grabbed by her gay hairdresser and I’m sure she appreciates the attention because getting your tit grabbed is one step closer to getting pregnant so that you don’t feel like an Old Maid you are at family functions since your baby sister is a proud parent in a happy marriage, while you can’t even get a motherfucker to fuck you for more than a fucking week…and all you get is a few seconds of accidental male attention that isn’t even into this kind of thing, and who probably threw up after this happened and soaked his hand in purrell to get the titty germs off of him….to forget the whole incident ever happened.

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HornyLohanWanker

Who wouldn’t grab Jessica Simpsons tit? Hell, it has such a magnetic power it even forces gay men to feel a little fun jug.
Bob Smith

I think I would grab her tits. It seems like the polite thing to do, and I’m sure she’d appreciate it.
Billdozer

I’m angry about this! I don’t like having that little homo touching my future wife’s titty!
sunshine

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cowbulls

I’d touch then, suck them and slide my Johnson between them on the pitchers mound at a sold out Yankee Stadium if that was the old way to get next to those luscious breasts. In other words, I think she has a great body with world class breasts. I have no need for conversation from her other than an occasional moan.
LolleyGagger

The sexual things homos can get away with around women, she doesn’t react at all so she’s pretty confident that he’s gay. Is he working the gay angle to get her or just testing to see if he’s made the right sexual decision.
Pretending to be gay around Jessica to secretly get into her pants wouldn’t be necessary as I’m pretty sure she could be had pretty easy by anyone, she’s GOT to be very horny & I’ll take the challenge of satisfying her hot wet pussy for her any day.