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Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint Sophie Monk and her big vagina, not that herpes have ever stopped me before, but it’s always nice to remind everyone before they jerk off to her newest festish pics, which are of her bruised up, beat up, near death, crippled body that’s easy to rape cuz it can’t run the fuck away.

Bonus – Here’s about as close as I can get to where her pubic hair should be if she didn’t murder it, like Benji Madden murdered her vagina…I guess it’s nice to see she’s not letting that stop her…

Pics via Fame

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HornyLohanWanker

A little side note, I hate to admit it here, as it will sooner or later be used against me, but I specialize in plastic surgery in my practice. And those, my friend, are liposuction scars, between 7 days and 8 days old.

Old school Lipo at that. I would think that skank would be able to afford better.
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Bitch wearing a flip-flop and a ballet slipper
Joe

I second that
If it were a bad head on (for the seat belt to rip her up like that) she wouldnt be walking around without a neck brace.
Cheds

The ugly gollum-faced skank wants us all to SEE that she’s been in an accident as well. She’s making every effort to showcase her “wounds” so that we might give her pity-attention. Hey, attention is still attention, right?
Sookie

Wow this is the owrst I’ve seen her look.
Gee

She’s Danish.
Those chicks bruise at the drop of coin let alone full body-weight on seat belt. I’d milk that SAG accident unemployment insurance myself she likely pays 50K a year for it
Bob Smith

Is it possible this was one of those new smart cars who sacrificed itself in an attempt to rid the world of this?
Gee

It was one of those little electric job’s, plowed head on by a bug SUV
Firemen had to extract her
Expletive:BMP

Tried as hard as I could, I couldn’t think of anything witty to say about Sophie Monk. What makes Sophie Monk any different from any other cunny holder i’d see walking any where else but here? Who what or why is Sophie Monk special. Seriously, who the fuck is Sophie Monk? Maybe she’s famous for something other than being an attention whore, the world may never know.
Clovis

I am no expert but this looks like she was having sex bent over something…
Nikki

I’m with Clovis on this one. I’ve been trying to figure out how this Aussie girl, who doesn’t seem to work, can afford to live in LA (and afford such budget weaves). I think Clovis might have hinted how she’s been earning an income.
ldy

My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)
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I think she is starving.

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