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Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat…
Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit..
I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to….

Speaking of Fat Ass Chicks, Here’s Another Ass with a Workout Video and here are the Bootynomics Workout Tips and I really just posted the Kim Kardashian pics as an excuse to post this….

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Drunken Pig

Yep just like the GORILLAS…niggers love them fat asses!!
Trap Them and Kill Them

“I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace big women, cuz big tits generally come on big women” – Sage Observation
Rachel

Wow, this is a pretty racist post.
Expletive:BMP

Fuck you Drunk fucker, real men love curvaceous women, and fucking cock smokers love em skinny. The best part about a curvaceous woman are her thighs and hips and usually ample boobs used in titty fucking, but most fuckers that love Ethiopian whores either has small dicks or are secretly smoking cock themselves. So let it be known, that not only black guys love a curvy women but also real men, if you’re not a real man then you’re allowed to disagree, but let it be known, your mother automatically becomes a whore.
Skip

@Expletive:BMP: if you love fat women that means you are an inferior human being not capable of getting a real skinny bitch. Skinny women are reserved for the most successful people in our society, fat are for the rest.
Utica

Wow.

I could only stomach the first few lines but..

In one paragraph you made yourself sound as if you have no common sense, insulted a woman because she is” fatter” in life then in edited pictures (huge shocker) while sounding classy, sexist and topping it off with some bigotry. Congrats
Cross Eyed

What is the deal with the lopsided titty girl in the Adult Friend Finder advert up on the left? I get sick of looking at her. I mean, can’t they do any better than that? I’ve seen crack whores with better tits that that. It looks like her nipples are trying to run away from each other but they can’t seem to make over those rock hard silicone mountains. She needs to shoot the plastic surgeon who did that to her & then shoot herself so the rest of the world doesn’t have to suffer looking at her anymore.
Notamused

You are fucking sick. Kim is HARDLY fat.. you’re just angry because you can’t get any pussy at all.. fat or skinny.
Drunken Pig

Kim Lardassian!!
rain

My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)
Joseph

Skip, I think your mistaken, successful men make money, that is it. Once you begin to make money, your money comes first, nothing else except maybe family is even considered.

I have seen many wealthy men with women who were not skinny nor beautiful. A beautiful or skinny woman doesn’t mean shit, it is just another emblem for males. Skinny women are actually not that attractive to many alpha males. Most alpha males dont usually go after skinny women, they go after the other alpha females.

Most of the richest and smartest men in the world aren’t married to super models.

Power or success is not an emblem, or a piece of clothing or a medal like a woman. It is intellect, money and prestige, those are the top breeders and top men in America. A comment like yours Skip, could only come from an individual who doesnt know real success.

Because, in reality you still work for someone not the other way around. Successful people are measured in bank accounts and intellect not what kind of woman you have. You must be a little kid.
jj

She is fat as shit and not attractive, unless you’re fat too I guess..
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

Jesus?

How would you know that Black men are the only ones who could fill her fat pussy. Have you seen black dicks before, have you peeped into black males pants. Jesus, that was the gayest comment I have ever read from you.

So basically, what you are saying is that black males have the biggest dicks of every other race, and they are the only ones who could satisfy a big booty woman or a big female at that. Kinda Gay on your part Heysus.

So, now we know that you think black males have the biggest dicks of any other race. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

well Heysus, I would like to validate that comment, I do have a genormous dick and use as a baton on unsuspecting female lips. I also play baseball with my dick, I use it as a bat to hit triple doubles.
Expletive:BMP

Firstly my dick is small (5″), second, Skip, real men love all women, only fucking wankers like em only small excluding all others. That makes as much sense as me saying my dick needs to be bigger because i’m black.
Expletive:BMP

And lastly, I know a lot of fucking dames here who are not only slim and trim, but looks absolutely gorgeous, and makes a hell of a lot of money, far more than i am presently making the first day on my new job, a government job, low pay but secure enough to last as long as i wanna work. But trust me, i could get what ever bit of cunny i want, i simply like solid gals a tad bit more, but that doesn’t mean i’ll let small ass girls pass, being a fucking virgin i’d fuck whomever how ever six days pass the last day of the other day when dicks were considered gods being phallus’s and cunny’s were easy as a Sunday morning.
Sookie

I wish all of the Kardashians would just pack it up and move back to Armenia. I don’t understand why they are famous. they don’t really do anything and are all average looking.
Ray J IS A FAGGOT

BMP dropping knowledge,

BMP, I knew you were a smart brotha when you are not typing all those posts of fictional writing that you do.
Cpm

As long as tits are made of fat, I like fat.
Expletive:BMP

Master Ray J, you know how we do; ducking and dodging. All pretend and shit, good times.
Rick

Skip…..loves the cock
Bob Smith

She’s not really fat, and she’s not ugly.

But the way some of you rave about her, you’d think she was something special. She’s pretty average. And she’s chunky. And she has a weird pear shaped body.

I realize some guys like huge asses and big tits. It’s a mommy issue that you have. It’s okay, but realize you are screwed up in the head.

I take it back. She has a huge, unattractive ass.
http://www.lindseyloublogs.blogspot.com Lindsey Lou!

Wow. If I had to guess, I’d say that the writer of this atrociously-written post is short, poor, unattractive and has an atrociously tiny penis. Oh and you likely suffer from Napoleonic syndrome, or any other kind of syndrome where you cope with your physical, emotional and mental deformities by acting out and insulting people who look down on for some reason. Not only was this post disgustingly racist, it was also incredibly sexist and stupid. Kim Karsashian may be shallow and have poor taste in fashion (I don’t suppose you caught her Bebe line at Fashion Week) but she is not fat. And so what if she dates black guys. Lots of women date black guys because some of us find them attractive. I mean, really, are you just upset because someone like her wouldn’t put your herpe-d pecker in your mouth? One more thing. Spell-check. USE IT. Thanks
Expletive:BMP

^^^^ perhaps, but dumpy bodies are in fashion. And most women on this planet has such appearances. It must be Apropos that guys such as are ourselves, appear not to be built like Greek gods. Most, if not all of us, has more than extra baggage and odd placed bits of fuck fat; some of us are downright big, and not big boned big but ‘big’. Some for obvious reasons, and others for medical reasons. But here we are, sitting at our desktops with a plate of chips or a beer can, maybe a soda can, right next to us— just about to get up and grab another fat ass supplement out of the kitchen. After which, we scan the net endlessly searching for these poor women who do all they can to be rid of the nasty fat which seems to appear on their sufferance no matter the effort to prevent this. And all in an attempt to please us, the guys who jerk off mercilessly —to any stray crotch shot, or a boob jiggle and in my lady’s case, outright Amateur Porn— which I have done so vigorously repeatedly , at any and everything they do, which we consider to be sexy. So some one calls her fat, so the poor girl purges her body and becomes deathly sick, and even after all of that; she’s ugly, like’s only black cock, and has cellulite. Who can win with death or odds, when life pulls a pin and shoves a grenade up your ass?
Expletive:BMP

OOOHHH Fuck all lindsey Lou, you’re too quick, I mean that bit for Bob Smith, none the less, I agree Lindsey I agree.
http://www.lindseyloublogs.blogspot.com Lindsey Lou!

I really don’t get some of these posters. Kim Kardashian is NOT fat and she is not chunky. Come on, that girl is a solid size 4…maybe a size 6. Where are you men seeing fat, other than her ass and breasts and hips? Those are signs of a healthy and fertile woman and I guarantee if she was in your presence, most of you would be slobbering and tripping over your boners. Well, not the blog-poster. I’m sure he has a hard time finding his boner. Once again, she is a lot of things, but KIM KARDASHIAN IS NOT FAT. Jeesoos, some of all need to get your eyes fixed or something. Buncha morons
KJ

“kim lardassian is a fat, talentless, nigger screwing whore” would be a better title for this post
cowbulls

I do her for as long as I could but I would never marry her because she will become huge once she settles down. For now she’s sexy.
Insecure white male

KJ, I am your father, why have you forsaken me,
Bob Smith

Oh stop the defense of her.

Let’s go through this:

1) She really has no talent

2) She falls into that group of 20-ish girls who had rich mommies/daddies who gave them enough money to party all the time

3) She’s famous because she’s a party girl

4) She did a porno and released on the internet.

5) I’ll give her this… She’s not the greatest lay, but Paris Hilton should take notes.

6) She’d parlayed her wealth into fame. Well, technically infamy

7) She’s chunky, and has a big ass, but she’s be smart enough to parlay a big ass into more fame.

Her plastic surgery left her with a weird face

9) There are better looking, and more in shape girls at the gym. Every night.

10) It’s not clear why some of you defend . You’d think she was mother theresa with a magic cunt. I can only assume some girls defend her because fat girls instinctively claim there’s no such thing as fat girls, and a few guys defend her because they’re hoping somehow she’ll see it and thank them with a quick blow job

Cripes, she’s so low on the celebrity totem pole she dates Reggie Bush, an NFL “star” who is about to be cut from the New Orleans Saints unless he’s willing to restructure his contract for next year (i.e. take less money).

If that’s your ideal life, I guess you found your champion.
LoveyHowell

Kim is not fat. I hate when people like to say someone is fat because they have a plump ass. Newsflash most non-European cultures love a fat ass. And as long as your waist to hip ratio is in check I don’t see a problem. She can’t have more than a 26″ waist IMO, and at least she doesn’t have stubby arms and legs like Coco (Ice T’s wife). Kim does look like after a few kids she may get fat, but she is not there now. In today’s world, one of our most famous sexual icons would also be considered fat-Marilyn Monroe.
MJ

I’m with Cross Eyed, that ho is really making me nauseous. Is it supposed to be an ad to really attract men?!
http://www.lindseyloublogs.blogspot.com Lindsey Lou!

Bob Smith, the universe has spoken. It tells me that you are delusional. Work on it.
cliff

ahh look a all the crakkkas being crakkkas
M3

Jesus, I know ur intention is to bash every celebrity and/or person that u post about on ur blog, but do u realize how hateful u sound whenever the person or people u post about that have ties to Black folks? Sure, u speak of ur Black girl fetish, and I’m sure that’s ur odd way of flattering Black folks, but when it comes to anything centered around Black culture, or even close, ur posts read like Stormfront.

From one Latino to another, it’s disappointing.
thetourist

Buffie the Body is hot!
Bob Smith

“most non-European cultures love a fat ass.”

These are the same cultures that put plates in their lips, put on grass skirts and say booga-booga when they hear the drums.

Ask the Chinese if they enjoy fat asses. I think you know the answer to that.

Ask the koreans, japanese, thai, tibet, vietnamese….I think you know the answer to that.

And in giving you that list, I’ve basically given you 80% of the world’s population. Try again.

“In today�s world, one of our most famous sexual icons would also be considered fat-Marilyn Monroe.”

No, she’d be considered out of shape. Show me the picture where Marilyn Monroe has a fat ass. Whoops, sorry, doesn’t exist. Try again.
nunya

I don’t think she’s fat but i think think she’s a useless ugly cunt.

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