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I don’t keep track of Jayde Nicole, but last I heard she was dumped by her meal ticket and access to “The Hills”, so I can only assume she’ gone back to her roots, and to what actually got her in Hollywood, and that’s Playboy. So you can be expecting more boring staged naked pics of this cunt, because it is all she knows, and when she’s not riding one of her boyfriend’s for a free ride, she’s showing the world her vagina, hoping to land another rich guy to sweep her off her feet. It’s like going to a cattle auction, just the young, used up, money grubbing, self absorbed pussy version.

Here she is craving attention…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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HornyLohanWanker

The seeking affluent people are a bunch of gay posers. I also hear that they steal credit card info and sell it to the russian mafia

If you use their site, check your credit card bills closely.
Drunken Pig

If anyone uses their site they deserve to get ripped-off!!^^
Drunken Pig

What the fuck is wrong with this chicks face??Down Syndrome??
I see she likes Blowhans leggings…do they “trick” together??
Bitch looks greasy too!!
Ronny

Her and Heidi are plastic twins now. If this bitch died her hair blonde I swear to god I would not be able to tell the difference.
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

This bitch looks like Smeagol, with her giant micky mouse head and big ass ears. The only thing missing is Frodo, the ring and Samwise gamgee on the route to mordor and her eating a fish.

This bitch probably thinks she looks good too, damn she looks like a cartoon character with all that surgery. She prob wasn’t much of looker without it, but this bitch looks scary now. Imagine waking up to Jayde’s face every morning, its almost like waking up to Smeagol, screaming about a ring or the scary movie mask.

This ding bats only claim to fame was being black mailed by hugh hefner to suck his old wrinkled peen for a pictorial in a book for grown virgins. Something old man Heff does to every playboy playmate, in order to get in his book, you have to gobble and gargle elderly cum and tell that senile jack ass that you love him. It seems Jayde has played with Hugh’s balls and licked his old feet and tickled his gray butt hair to get where she is now.

She also dates a Jobless bum named Brody Jenner.

This bitch’s life has been a failure and now her face looks like her journey to that failed field of dreams.

Her pussy from the failed journey has that old man smell. Before I would even touch her she would need to wash your ass and wash your pussy,

Smelly bitch.
nunya

Why use the affluent site when you have that wonky tittied bitch from adultfriendfinder stealing your soul with her magical nipples?
Fruitcake

I get a hooker every sunday to suck me off, sometimes it is a man in a wig but it doesnt matter, like wanker says. A mouth is a mouth no matter who or what it is on.
MEGADOUCHE

She’s BOY CRAZY!
splashSOS

she looks like she got kicked in the face by a horse when she was little……..that’s the only thing i can think of to explain why one of her eyes is set totally different than the other……..that or some bad inbreeding…….. yay i’m looking at the amazing wonk tittied girl AND the wonk eyed playmate…………what does that say about men?
lovemylifesofar

You used to really piss me off, til I found out you are nothing but a 14 year old boy who can’t get girls in real life, so you trash them on your juvenile little blog. Seriously, little man, find yourself some!! LMAO!!
lovemylifesofar

PS. Bull f n shi$ you dont follow Jayde, you have been spewing your myopic crap about her for years!