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I love that Jennifer Lopez has decided to revive her ridiculous career. I never understood why she was so well-received in the late 90s in the first place, but everyone thought she was god’s gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all the marketing she had behind her and the fact that you are all a bunch of fucking drones who buy into the bullshit, but I do understand that watching her try to make a comeback is fucking hysterical as her booty you once jerked off to has turned boxy and flat like the useless mom she was always meant to be….

I love watching old ladies trying to hold onto their youth and the good times they once had…it’s half the tits I get flashed at me at bars I go to cuz old bitches are so wild…..

What a fucking joke….I need the video of this….actually I don’t…It will just piss me off…I’ll just stick to the pics…

Pics via Fame

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Drunken Pig

Nothing worse then a broad that can’t admit she’s yesterdays newspaper…not that she was ever that hot!!
fall

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nunya

she should take a nap and give it up already
Bob Smith

I saw her on new years eve, and she looked pathetic. Like a grandma doing the coochie-choochie dance. It will turn your stomach.
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It sucks that Jennifer Lopez couldn’t get to American Idol. It would are already awesome if she could have gotten there. Well perhaps she can get there subsequent season.