This is fucking ridiculous….it is an obvious joke, even one of the dykes is laughing the entire time and shit is all over 700 dollars…dude was hired off Craigslist to donate sperm and poor dude got involved with some gutter women who can’t even pronounce “Insemination”, while he’s just some video gamer who likes jerking off….serious fucking lie…this is what America Television has come to.
GQ has done good and recruited a bunch of attention seeking models, got them half naked and taken some pictures of them. It’s like give a bitch money and pretend it’s not for the sake of guys jerking off to them, even though she knows it is, but just doesn’t want it labeled that way, she’ll do fuckin’ anything,
The greatest news of the week was that Lohan will go back to cock when Sam Ronson dies, because until Ronson dies, Lohan is committed to her….she seems to think they are like soulmates who have been united in past lives and are meant to be, and together they have faced adversity, conflict and challenges, but their love carried on and was stronger than anything they had thrown at them. They were Romeo and Juliette, Leo and Kate in Titanic, J.Lo and Diddy, Bill and Claire Huxtable, Stan and Dorothy on Golden Girls, and all the other great love stories of world history….or maybe they are just drugged out idiots who think they are more important than they are…and try to find purpose in their useless privileged lives or maybe I’m just jealous cuz I haven’t a love like this, that would turn me homo it was so strong, like an entity of it’s own, or maybe I just don’t like Lohan giving ignoring the love I have for her….in a “If I can’t have her, no one can” stalker kind of way, but that whole Lohan Stalkin’ thing I did a few years ago was just a stunt to get on Access Hollywood that didn’t work,I just really like lookin’ at her tits, that she constantly forgets to bring out….I’d call her a cocktease, but the fact she fucks Ronson, kinda proves she’s definitely not one of those….Ronson naked has the ability to turn any man faggot and apparently one girl dyke…
There is a really creepy guy who has been visiting the site and leaving some of the craziest, funniest, most disgusting comments since I started the site named HornyLohanWanker. He has been a consistent part of what I do here as he always leaves his shit stain of a comment on my shit stain of a post like to faggots sharing a pair of underwear. He is scary and I have wanted to report him to the FBI often but then I’d have no one leaving comments.
He has a smoking fetish that he talks about a lot, that involves red lipstick on cigarettes, he doesn’t care who the pussy is or what the pussy is wearing he just cares about the lipstick, so here’s some bitch from Entourage doin’ the HornyLohanWanker….
Hayden Panettiere is clearly the worst circus freak around. Most midgets know their place in the world and get up in the Carni life, where they learn to either be shot out of cannons, or feed the lions, or if they are lucky they become the ringmaster and run the whole fucking show, but instead of embracing that life, she lived the spoiled brat who needs her Hollywood actor mom to hook her up with gigs cuz she felt sorry for making such a fucked up kid with her coke-up uterus….and the whole thing is far more boring that seeing her spit fire, eat swords or do anything of any real substance or talent….here are the pics.
Chaz Bono must be a real charming fucking person, because not only is he not really a he, but a fucking weirdo who decided he was meant to be a he so he’s taken it upon himself to choose his fucking gender and in doing so, he’s sewed up his pussy and taken hormones to grow out his clit like it was his bangs and have a little 2 inch cock like me, but he’s also 300 fucking pounds and no one likes fucking a 300 pound person, yet he’s still got a pussy on his arm and by his side. He must be a real fucking joy to be around and even inspirational, or a fucking brainwasher, because guys that look like this generally don’t get girls, even if those girls are freaks who get off to gender changing freaks….I think it’s safe to say, she’s just with him to get to Cher’s fortune.
Either way, who cares, it’s just funny that dude’s not even a real fucking dude and he gets more pussy than you do and you are a dude. I’ve told you before and I’m gonna tell you again, just kill yourself, end the suffering.
I love that Jennifer Lopez has decided to revive her ridiculous career. I never understood why she was so well-received in the late 90s in the first place, but everyone thought she was god’s gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all the marketing she had behind her and the fact that you are all a bunch of fucking drones who buy into the bullshit, but I do understand that watching her try to make a comeback is fucking hysterical as her booty you once jerked off to has turned boxy and flat like the useless mom she was always meant to be….
I love watching old ladies trying to hold onto their youth and the good times they once had…it’s half the tits I get flashed at me at bars I go to cuz old bitches are so wild…..
What a fucking joke….I need the video of this….actually I don’t…It will just piss me off…I’ll just stick to the pics…
More people need to die in Kate Moss’ life, because she actually decided to shower, put herself together and look worth licking her thigh up and down before burying myself in her thick model bush I’ve grown to love and fantasize about cumming all over….and all this for a fucking funeral….unfortunately for Kate Moss, the next funeral she may be attending is her own, thanks to the probable HIV from dirty rocker dick and the serious drug use, not that that’d stop me, she’s just so good that I’d still sneak in the morgue to have my way with her before it’s really too late…
Whenever I see Seth Green with his Fiance, I laugh at the fact that this red haired troll of a human can get fucking pussy. Partially because it was not that long ago that when people had little midget red-headed babies, they assumed they were sent from fucking the devil so they would leave them in the woods to fend for themselves, I saw Willow, I know how shit went down….but also because I know she’s not with him cuz she’s turned on by him or because she’s a Buffy or Austin Powers even because he’s so funny or cool, cuz she could just be friends with him if that was the case, and I’m sure he’s desperate for friends, thanks to being really fucking annoying…she’s with him cuz she has convinced herself that it will bring her the good life, give her exposure and it’s amazing that you can’t get laid, but this fucker can. Good times…
I don’t keep track of Jayde Nicole, but last I heard she was dumped by her meal ticket and access to “The Hills”, so I can only assume she’ gone back to her roots, and to what actually got her in Hollywood, and that’s Playboy. So you can be expecting more boring staged naked pics of this cunt, because it is all she knows, and when she’s not riding one of her boyfriend’s for a free ride, she’s showing the world her vagina, hoping to land another rich guy to sweep her off her feet. It’s like going to a cattle auction, just the young, used up, money grubbing, self absorbed pussy version.
I never know if I’ve used these header pictures before, I don’t remember a lot of things, not that you care when I come offering the most exciting shit going on in the stepFORUM, or what I like to call, the happiest place on earth….
Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.
The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.
Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..
No idea where fat ass is. My guess is he probably took a bus to Vancouver to try and find Boner from growing pains since he is old and impotent and hasn’t been able to find a boner in his pants for years.
These are today’s links. Click them, it’s not like you’re doing anything else with your life.
Lindsay Lohan and Her Tattered Vagina Are Going Global GO
These Topless Sledding Videos and Photos Keep Popping Up and I Love It GO
I saw these pictures earlier and just assumed they were from a long time ago, because you see Paris Hilson has done this shit before, cuz as a self absorbed little cunt who thinks the world revolves around her, soeverywhere she goes is like her own private fucking bathroom that she doesn’t care who is watching her take a shit, just as long as people are watching her take her shit. It’s like she has no shame, no realy concept of privacy, she loves exploiting the fact that idiots like us care about her pussy lips, and she is such an ego that it doesn’t make her have low self esteem, it actually inflates the shit, cuz she knows she’s on fuckin’ top.
As much as I hate her and wanted her to disappear, I’m glad to see this one trick pony finally out of the barn she’s been hiding in and back where her spoiled brat, herpes ridden ass belongs…flashing her cunt on the internet. Good fuckin’ times…this is like a shitty sequel to a shitty movie that should never have been a movie in the first place….
Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat…
Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit..
I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to….
Speaking of Fat Ass Chicks, Here’s Another Ass with a Workout Video and here are the Bootynomics Workout Tips and I really just posted the Kim Kardashian pics as an excuse to post this….
