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Britney Spears has some wild-style nipples. It’s like they are all over the fucking place in some real sloppy fucking mess, making the rumor of her having implants a serious fucking joke, unless she did have implants and got them removed, leaving her tits this saggy, empty bag in desparate need of getting filled.

I really can’t imagine anyone being able to jerk off to this shit, but then again, that’s probably giving you a little too much credit, cuz if there is a will there’s a way. I will say that these are the kind of tits, if you do jerk off to, you end up really questionning yourself with shit like “did I really just cum to that?”. “What’s wrong with me?”, “Has it got so bad that I got no standards in my masturbation too?”….kinda thing…

But I guess it is Britney and here are the pics…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus – some pictures of her ass crack….

Pics via Fame

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oscar

My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
HornyLohanWanker

Sorry My friend, but I can easily rub one out to these fun bags, thinking of how the milk must have filled them and how she would sit back and squeeze her nipples with a cigarette in her hand, damn, I can run another one out, no problem.
Bob Smith

She has sad, saggy tits. Christ, I fucked 55 year old women with huge tits that had a better preserved rack than that.
cowbulls

She has served her purpose which was to serve up that T & A to as many guys as possible. The only problem I see is just like Pam Anderson, it’s time to put on some clothes and go live on a farm somewhere.
hammond egger

Those would be decent cans if her nipples were about three inches higher. Her boobies always look so sad.
Drunken Pig

I would suckle them titties…then bite down real hard!!…anal destruction would follow!!
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

Bahhh, her breasts probably taste salty as shit because she looks like she doesn’t take showers.

Shitney spears always looks like she smells like vomit, corn chips and feet. I would literally make her take a bath in vinegar before even delousing this tub of slop.

Mark my words, this teeny blooper will never go away, she will still think she is relevant at 50 years old and still be trying to dress like a toddler at the baby gap store.

Lets all hope that she dies of a crack overdose or commits suicide. I wouldn’t mind if she took her whole fan base with her on that suicide trip, it would clean up the air.
terry

I find her stangely attractive. She is not as hot as she was when she was 18 but I think her sexual appetite is voracious…I think she is pretty much open to anything…and her nipples drive me crazy…I could bite, lick and feed on them for hours!