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Megan Fox Bullshit in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

This made me laugh…..

On her sex partners:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

On giving provocative interviews:
“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

On her sex scene in the upcoming DC Comics adaptation ‘Jonah Hex’:
“I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts. My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine – the world owns everything else.”

Cry me a fucking river you whore who always knew you were a fucking whore, you can’t retract statements you made when you were milking the fact that people thought you were the sexiest pussy in Hollywood, when you were feeding into that “cartoon character” now that you know your career has no longevity, she is bullshit… but I do believe she’s only fucked 2 people in her life, it’s really the only explanation for why she’s still with David from 90210 after all these fucking years. He brainwashed her at a young age into thinking people only want her for her body, making her trust no one, believing that he is the only one who truly loves her….keepin’ her as fresh as he possibly can by stickin’ close to her and not letting her test the waters…proving yet again that a lot of girls are fucked up and lookin’ for dads….

  • HornyLohanWanker

    Holy shit, check out those fucking huge thumbs!

  • sunshine

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  • Drunken Pig

    Bitch belongs to ME…tied up in my basement!!

  • Expletive:BMP

    Megan Fox is as much a geek as Olivia Munn is a fucking sociopath closeted psycho bitch who will stab you in your sleep for snoring, don’t hurt me please mistress Olivia for oinking so!!!! But Megan’s problem is she decided to pretend to be a sex symbol when in fact she’s probably as scared of sex as a typical nerd (namely me), and butchers her lines because the letters read and the action in her mind changes place on account of her adhd.

  • roscoe

    most overrated fake crap since Jessica Simpleton

  • nunya

    wtf is wrong with her insanely huge thumbs?

  • sunshine

    I decided to check out my friend’s site SeekingFlatulence.com and there are some real losers at that site, it is totally bogus. I am sorry for suggesting it.






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