I got in a fight with the paparazzi agency who owns these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio hot in a Pink Bikini because I talk shit about celebrities, while they pay off celebrities to stage photoshoots they can pretend are candid pictures, because Hollywood is a fucking business. Just last week they paid Nicole Richie 25,000 dollars to stand in front of the Eiffel Tower with her baby, 25,000 dollars for a picture of Nicole Richie. Can you imagine being that desperate of a company that you have to do something like that to generate revenue…

Needless to say, the more celebs I ripped into, the more celebs got mad enough to complain, or maybe they didn’t compain at all, but the photoagency were just doing damage control before they accidentally landed on it, so I can’t post these amazing pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini, but lucky for you there are at least 100 sites doing what I do who have the rights to these pcitures and I will link them so you can go and check this shit out…..

So follow this link because seeing the amazing mom body that proves that mom’s aren’t all used up and disgusting that is Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini was too good to ignore….and remember not all mom’s have to be lazy fucking cunts…so forward this off to your baby mommas or your mother’s or girls you are dating with kids to prove their collective lie wrong.