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The movie is called “Just Go With It” and it is the first ever movie to cast Heidi and Spencer Pratt, unfortunately it’s not a movie that leads to an accident on set yet, leading me to believe that Heidi and Spencer are filming it themselves with their video camera, but it turns out that it’s an actual movie with Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler, and these two idiots…no not her jacked up fake tits, those are the only two good things about her attention whoring….and they aren’t even that good…they are stupid looking and inflated like we were still in the mid-90s when fake everything got a girl in Playboy. Stupid fake tits are dated and unimpressive…I meant her and her boyfriend….

Clearly, they are being used as some kind of joke in the movie, when they should have been ignored so that they actually do kill themselves or turn to porn and I can only imagine how excited they are about this shit, it’s kinda what they live for…and that annoys me. But she is showing off her titties for Jesus, cuz she’s a fake born-againg, like the hypocritical idiot we all know she is, and when girls show their tits for Jesus, I like to pretend she’s showing off her tits for me….no matter how much I hate the bitch…and plastic surgery or not…I find her pretty fucking ugly.

Pics via Bauer

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Bill

She was never that good looking to begin with, but FUCKING HELL she’s ugly now.
Danny

Yeah, I think it’s pretty well established, the doc who did her work fucked up really badly. Which I think is funny
Xenobyte

Well, I still like her… She’s like the perfect Barbie doll, only lifesize and with better curves…
HorneyLohanWanker

Every woman looks better with fake tits.

Every single one. Woman who don’t get implants are closet dykes.
Drunken PIG

There is NO difference between a “regular actress” and a cum guzzling pornstar anymore!!
cowbulls

Gentleman, you are missing the bigger picture. Just think how tight that woman is with only that little troll husband of hers having tried to break her hymen. Happiness is a tight wet hole.
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

The bitch looked like a horse and now looks like a monkey with a little gnome that follows her around. This bitch is going to commit suicide anyway, she is going to have another surgery and fuck up her monkey face which is already fucked up and will jump off the golden state bridge.

Lets hope she takes her husband, Samwise Gamgee with her, I never knew anyone more irritating than Joe Piscopo but this kid takes the cake.
festie

has anybody noticed that since she got a “career” being a christian has gone the way of the dodo. unless of course she’s a born again whore.
cunty cuntall

Who cares if she’s ugly or a whore ? My Mom’s both of these and I still bang her.
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