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I don’t like Olivia Munn at all. I don’t think she’s hot. In fact, I know she’s not hot, but for some reason she’s got a small fanbase and that reason is her serious aggressive hustle. Bitch tries so fucking hard to get noticed, constantly trying to get featured in magazines and shit and it all started one day when she realized that virgin loser gamer geeks who can’t get pussy are pretty fucking loyal to Star Wars and other Geek shit, that means they’ll be loyal to a girl they think they can relate to. So she moved in on a fucking internet generation of people who can’t get laid and became the half naked, fun, cool in the eyes of virgin losers character and the whole thing is exploitative….

Today she posted this picture with this statement on twitter:

Shooting Comicon skit this week… Why the hell does my costume have to be so tiny?!!

Shit is like moving in on North America and telling the natives to take this bottle of whiskey and gasoline to huff in exchange for their land. Or like Europeans showing up on a beach in Africa and asking all the tribes people to get on a fucking boat at gunpoint to become workers in fields and shit. It’s like recruiting Asian immigrants and their dynamite skills to blow the fuck up when building the railroad…It’s like paying Mexicans 2 dollars a day to clean up after your bratty fucking kids…

Virgin loser Geeks who are into comics, anime, computer games and other boring shit can’t control themselves when they see this shit and I think it needs to be stopped. They are going to give them a sensory overload and their brains are going to blow the fuck up, especially since they all they they have a chance with her if they don’t already think they are dating her because being accessible to losers is the only way an ugly chick can be confused for a hot chick….This will make them run out and rape the girl with Downs Syndrome down the street or someshit…

So I am starting an End Oliva Munn campaign that I will probably forget about in a few hours because I tend to never think of this twat. Targeting virgin loser guys to be your fans, is like me targeting homeless teen runaways and offering them soup. It’s too fucking easy.

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boris fonlslosky

i think your being too harsh. munn is so much fucking hotter than, say, montag, but you give her space with no thought.

plus, she was funning on the skimpiness, she knows what we want.
brandon

I totally agree that this chick is just playing a role to meet the news of her target audience, but how is that any different than any other woman in the world? They all play to a target audience, boyfriend, husband, rich guy in the club, I’m not going to fault her for doing something that comes naturally. It’s our responsibility to not buy in, however, that clip were she reads the prompter mick hammer instead of m c hammer is pretty funny.
CHill

Yeah, you put a lot of skans on here that are nowhere near as hot as Olivia. She’s Munny in the bank!
Expletive:BMP

not only that, this virgin loser wants to give his virginity to ms munn, or any bit of sweet honey cunny that’ll have me.
Tmoney

I agree with this shti 110%. I’ll even cosign the bitch knows what you want, but the fact of the matter is she fucked up IN MY BOOK, when she wasn’t ACTUALLY naked in Playboy. It’s one thing to mass market yourself as a closet, pottymouthed, beer guzzling, C+ Asian chick who loves everything a nerdy geeky virgin loves.

But to string everyone along for the one moment you THINK you’re gonna get to see the goods ONLY TO MAXIM UP PLAYBOY!? That’s just fuckin wrong as fuck, her 15 minutes should’ve been up for that shit.
beavis

It’s true that it’s too fucking easy, but you know what, some of the best ideas seem that way. I congratulate her on her success, by which I mean I would like to kidnap her and have children with her in my basement.
Angry Inch

This fucking cunt thinks she’s the best thing since internet porn should go fucking whore herself out at star trek conventions. Saves everyone the fucking time at wondering who the fuck is this cunt and why is she tossing my salad? Really There are better and hotter whores out there without this useless cunt whoring herself to loser virgins wanking away at her possible upskirt/nipslip. This cunt’s 15 minutes of fame is up and should just crawl back to fecal pile that is her home. Fucking cunt has the nerve to post dumb shit like that on twitter and wonder why? Fuck, you are paid to whore yourself out to the masses in fucking tiny dresses you dumb cunt. Otherwise who the fuck would notice your yeast infected pussy you dumb whore.
Drunken PIG

She should do a XXX gang-bang with all the characters from star wars to appease these geeks!!
Billdozer

I want to lick her armpits and her buttcrack