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I went to a restaurant called Garde Manager tonight with a girl. We were drinking innocently for a good hour, watching the gang of idiots file in and fill the place up….Then Jake Gyllanhaal walked in with a few chubby girls…..and everyone went nuts….Girls were screaming his name and he was basking in all the attention. You could tell dude thought he was god’s gift to the world…….They took over a table, everyone sucked up to him and he was the hero of the night…every one validated his celebrity.

He danced like on the bench of his table loving the attention and was throwing his arms in the air like he owned the world….I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance while acting like he was God’s gift to the world, so I decided to ask him a question….I walked up to his booth and asked the chubby girl he was making out with:

Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger….

An innocent comment….that apparently he couldn’t take…so he took his acting class lessons seriously as he started screaming at chanelled the birthday he didn’t get the red bike-in my face like a role he rehearsed…he started throwing his hands in the air all while saying things like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he meant business….but it was really a fucking joke…

I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…the girl I was with was stuck inside where Gyllanhaal decided to take out his anger on her….by pushing her into the table at least once before his crew held him back…..

Maybe these people aren’t used to being teased and everyone around them sucks up to them…so here he was shoving her against the table, hurting her, making her cry before his crew of handlers pulled him off her…

That is unacceptable….

He pretty much hit a girl….He bullied a girl…for no reason other than something I said hurt his ego, or made him go nuts, made him think he should show the world how tough he was, or whatever lie he was pulling, since if he was actually Heath Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point…..save your lies and fabricated sincerity for the people who already suck up to you…the rest of us know you’re nothing but a woman beating bubble boy…..

I’m no psychologist…but I will say that maybe dude is a homosexual…maybe he hangs with fat girls to make him feel important….maybe he beats up cute girls cuz he hates women….all while giving him security….

He is an actor. He doesn’t own the world. He is in Montreal for a few weeks…but for some reason montreal thinks he is above the law. They think he should be treated like a queen but really, when I see a dude hit a girl or shove a girl, I know he’s nothing but trash….but this is Real Life….This is not a movie….he should not be able to get away with this ridiculousness.

The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. They support guys who are in movies who shove women and turn around and throw out those women…

Jake Gyllanhaal has no respect. He is not what you see in movies. He is an ego with a horrible attitude and he hurts women because he gets upset and throws fits.

Garde Manger, the restaurant that kicked us out is hanging onto their reputation, trying to stay cool, pretending they are legit, while disrespecting their patrons….their bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall even though he shoved a woman….

Whether Gyllanhaal killed Australian actors by not stopping them from using drugs or not, cuz they were preoccupied with themselves he still has no right hurting an innocent girl…it is unacceptable and it needs to get out there…tell your friends…Jake Gyllanhaal hurt a girl…..he is not a man…he is a sick, drugged up, insecure celebrity who isn’t even important or relevant in the world…..

The craziest thing was that his crew was holding him back…..as he got rough with the girl after he lost his shit….It’s like some switch went off and he went nuts….very unstable….

She won’t press charges, because she’s not like that..but he did shove her, hurt her and made her cry….

More soon….

Update – I don’t have pics but I did see him make out with a fat girl. I love how celebs are above the law and can do whatever they want. What I said only offended him 45 seconds after he laughed and decided to play angry. Gay cowboys are pussies. But more importantly the restaurant owes me 200 dollars.

Trust me it was amazing…until I was kicked out and the girl I was with got attacked for my amazing joke! Girls shouldn’t get beat up especially by guys who bully girls…I am not the emo fag, gyllenhaal is…I have never seen someone act like such a baby ever.

What it comes down to is Sticks and stones will break my bones but Heath ledger jokes will always hurt Jake Gyllenhaal…enough to shove a girl hard enough to make her cry…

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JesusRules

Time to face facts: you people are all on this website. As such, you should know that that’s just how Drunken Stepfather works: crude jokes. If you don’t want them, then get out. And by the way, screw Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger; Jake because he’s an asshole, and Heath because you all are defending someone who killed himself (not exactly a role model).
Sam

I think it’s funny that no other account says he pushed a girl except yours.. and you were outside. That’s hilarious.

Jake Gyllenhal is an Academy Award nominated actor for Brokeback Mountain, he was in the brilliant movie Donnie Darko, and Jarhead.

You go try to “ruin” him, you fat loser. I can’t believe they’d let you in the same restaurant as him anyway.

By the way, making jokes about great actors who passed away at a young age is just hilarious! …You’re an idiot.
ILOVESAGGYTITS

Hey DSFather, are you sure you are not pissed because the restaurant fired you from your dishwasher job when they caught you jerking of while licking Gyllenhaal’s left over piss droplets from the urinal? I bet it must be a bitch for an illegal alien to find a job in Canada?

The restaurant has surveillance cams you douchenozzle, Im pretty sure everyone at the restaurant had a cel phone cam, hell even you had a cel on you bitch. Do you actually wants us to believe that you stood outside the window of the restaurant Watching Gyllenhaal push your “imaginary girlfriend” 10 times and it never occurred to you to snap a couple pictures for your blog as evidence?? Keep guzzling that cheap Tequila PacoTaco.

PS: More tits please, preferably some of your mothers? oh wait you dont have one.
inthekitchen

why do you fuckers care what D.S.F. says about that dead australian douchebag?he was just another junkie.he was selfish and overindulgent.e wasn’t even that good of an actor.he had one good role.he didn’t get the academy award for his acting.he got it so that the oscar telecast could have a wonderful,feelgood, televison moment when his family tearfuly accepted the statue on his behalf.it was a great human interest angle for them in the lead up to the telecast and guaranteed lots of people watched.
ShoNuff

You with a girl???? You had a date???? Beard? Bet she was fat just like Jakes. Sad prick, Jake woulda slapped you around with ease so stop lying, you were eating pizza in ya Moms basement with the spiders.
Amber_Taylor

Jake Gyllanhaal sucks…

On the other hand, way to go, Jesus! 155 comments+!
You have made it, my friend.

DSF FTW!
Oy Vey Y’all

I am sorry, but “Hey isn�t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger�” isn’t funny at all. It’s tasteless, classless and just plain stupid. And you need to consider the fact you were kicked out BEFORE Jake reportedly pushed (NOT HIT) this bitch you were with. So it’s her story against Jake’s.

You are bitter because you made a terrible joke and got kicked out. Get over it.
YouAreANobody

Hey guy, you said a tasteless and completely unprovoked remark to him about his dead friend and then got surprised when he reacted badly to it?!?!? You are a complete moron. Instead of getting angry with and jealous of talented and good-looking people, why not do something with your life. You are obviously taking out your inadequacies about your own meager existence on others. Instead of trying to fruitlessly attack a famous person, why not concentrate on improving your own pathetic life?
Carl Range

I heard Jake was a pretty cool dude. Your joke was in poor taste to a complete STRANGER…you’re lucky you didn’t get dropped.

PS: The only thing I got from this post is that you display a lot of female tendencies/traits. *smh*
Patrick

You are a total douche bag. Too bad the bouncers did not kick the shit out of you.
Anna

You are, like, the most inarticulate, poorly written site I’ve ever read. You don’t even make sense half the time. Proofread your crap before you put it out there, it’s ridiculous and gives you less credibility than you probably even have. Lindsay Lohan is probably the only one who can understand your gibberish.
EL Highlander

If you’re going to rant in English, at least learn how to use the language. As it is, you just come across as a jealous, illiterate moron who craves a spotlight you’ll never have. Get a life, dude.
Miracle

If you made a joke about a late friend of mine I would kick your ass like I never kicked an ass before.

Your site is the most women-hating gossip blog out there and suddenly you want us to believe you care for women? F you, dude. F you.
Dan

Yea you blog is kind of silly. I know nothing about you but would know it would be pretty inappropriate to suggest you killed a dead friend/co-worker and I’m sure you’d be pissed. This is the first and last time i visit your blog. Hopefully it gets killed…and you get some help.
tizzzy

I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU FUCKING LOSERS HAVE TO DEFEND YOUR FAVE CELEBRITY! Jake isn’t even fucking good looking or a good actor. But besides that… you people only fantasize what he is… you think people are true to their character that you see in a movie or any public appearance or interview? You got to be fucking kidding me. These guys have tons of money and tons of pussy flying around. Any women that goes up to these celebrity men probably have very little respect for themselves and are flat out whores (who would bang them in 2 seconds). You think that doesn’t affect their ego? All I’m saying is that when all you get is pussy that has no respect for themselves, why would they respect any other woman?

Good for you Jesus! I mean, sure what you said was offensive, but seeing people make out with fat chicks and thinking they’re they kind of all pussy is a lot more offensive.
tizzzy

king*
Expletive:BMP

I would have left you there master tizzzy but being the attention whore that I am, I must act like a natural perez hilton with a dick in his ass, my apologies.
Expletive:BMP

and one more thing, i was hunting every article online about the incident, but every one has dropped the fucking story, every one, i guess HayZeus is the only reporter willing to put his lively hood on the line to stick it to the man, even if they’ll sue his ass poor.

Good for you Hayzeus, good for you.
Andy

Why can’t you hit a woman? If she was with you, she was probably big enough to defend herself. You shouldn’t hit people who are smaller than you, but a giant, obese woman is fair game. And anyway: you’re against ‘hitting women’ but you’re not against chaining them to a mattress and raping them? Look at the ad right below your story. It’s for a chain-me-down fuck pillow. You are not only a pathetic, gigantically fat, small-penis-having loser, but you’re a hypocrite. And yes, as some of the writers have mentioned, also a gay man. Most men just jerk their meat and call it a day. Not you: you need a site to prove your manliness. No one thinks you’re cool, dude. But, you’re used to that, huh? You’re the type who got bullied in school because not everyone thought that the fact that you were infamous for date rape was ‘cool.’ Go kill yourself. Nobody’d miss you, man. Not even your mom– who by the way I fucked in the ass last night. ; ) She’s not so tight anymore, hah!
tommy

Thegossipboy01.blogspot.com
alex

…because all gay men hang out with ‘chubby girls’ and harbor intense hatred for pretty ones.

get the fuck out of here with this shit.
annoyed

Your pages are so annoying with all the ads! Gross. Can’t do it anymore. Bye-bye.
NIGGER

lolz. so many moral fags gaying up this site.

>ohyou.jpeg
jackhammer

I rememebr meeting you outside of Garde Manger 2 years ago. You said you couldn’t afford to eat there, but Hollywood Tuna took you there once….I guess you are living the high life now…going to fancy places which look like student restaurants…..
Beaver beater

Look at this response! Looks like Jesus made you all his bitch. ROFL! Tell Jake the corpse rawdogger that beating up on chicks aint cool. Real men dont beat up women, just like real men dont make movies about gay wannabe cowboys eating pudding.
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com Matt

Lets get a few things straight…this site makes me laugh everyday, the anecdotes and tangents are just a perfect change up from day to day life (this post included). If you really feel the need to comment on this site on some moral grounds, well then you missed the fucking boat my friends. Don’t give me the bullshit that jesus says fucked up shit and so ipso facto he can’t speak up if something happens. There’s a difference between observing from a far and having something right in your face, this situation happened to be the latter and was justified because like most people, we give two shits about some fucks we don’t know, but it’s different when it’s a friend. Hollywood should know better than to even say anything, especially something that wasn’t even directly said to him. If he does nothing, this would have stopped there and we would have had a funny post to read. Instead a bitch fest ensues and then legal teams are emailing a site named drunkenstepfather, im loving my law degree if im these craftsman. Bottom line because this is just rambling, the site rocks..now fuck off
david

People were having fun and you saw a chance to be a dick and it didn’t turn out well. Next?
eric

First, I don’t believe any of this unreadable, rambling, embarrassing tall tale from a jealous loser who can’t even spell Gyllenhaal correctly. Second, the author is a rude piece of human garbage for even thinking it’s acceptable to say such a thing to someone, famous or not, about their deceased friend. You’re not funny or snarky-smart, you’re just awful.
Ian

I would have kicked your ass too you fucking idiot!
NIGGER

well, Ian, you are a nigger then.
Haharight

This story was so real rainbows shot out of my eyes when I read it. I’m sure a huge movie star would fly into a rage when some little beyotch insults him. Good luck on your fiction career
fansipantz

Even “Bubble Boy” is better than this crap blog. I don’t know why other far superior blogs are slumming it by linking to your post. Enjoy the temporary spike in web hits before your speedy return to internet hack obscurity.
fuck

you’re a loser
Jay

It may have been a bit excessive to make the comment about Heath “I have to take lots of drugs so no one realizes that I am a turdburglar in real life” Ledger. This fucking idiot OD’d and left a wife and child behind. He was a coward, but hey he played the shit out of that Joker role.
wifebeater

I hit a girl and I liked it
Garde

I WAS RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED. HE DIDNT PUSH ANYONE. AFTER THEY ESCORTED YOUR FAT ASS OUTSIDE, UR FRIEND STILL TRIED TO TALK TO HIM INSTEAD OF LEAVIN WITH YOU. AND JAKE IGNORED HIM AND HIS TRAINER SAID TO THE GIRL PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE. THATS WHAT HAPPENED. YOU ARE BEYOND RETARTED SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE. U SAY THAT U MADE A JOKE. IT WASNT A JOKE AND U SAID THAT WITH A VERY UNNECESSARY ATITUDE . U ARE THE ONE WHO’S HAVIN EGO ISSUES BECAUSE THIS ATTENTION MAKES U FEEL LIKE URE THE SHIT. AT LEAST JAKE DESERVES THAT ATTENTION CUZ HE EARNS THAT.

GET A LIFE!!!! AND LEAVE PPL ALONE . URE TRYNA BE FAMOUS WITH ACCUSING PEOPLE BUTUNFORTUNATELY U DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE KNOWN. IDIOT.
wifebeater

yeah!?
Chris H

You are a twisted, ignorant pig. Jealous it wasn’t you getting attention? Needed to harass the guy over a friend and co-workers death? Real nice big man. Maybe celebrities get undeserved attention, but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a piece of shit. You got less than you deserved.
Vanilla Bear

I like how you loser fucks come and comment on the forum expressing your opinion. Guess what no one cares about you or your opinions. A typical post on this site gets 3-5 comments. This particular post were on right now is nearing 200, meaning most of you came from a 3rd party site aka The bubble boys fan club. Traffic on this site has gone down or stayed near the same so you fat fucks quit acting like this site is profiting from all the posts.

Suck a Dick
With Love Vanilla Bear
getoverit

Jake Gyllenhall is a low rent, ego asshat, propped up by the studios real actor wannabe…. anyone that supports this dolt must have a deep black pit of a souless life. He won’t invite ya to sit at his table fan-bois..he won’t want you in the same building once your suking sounds bore him. He is set for life… wouldn’t it be nice if you could retire for the next 60 years i n your 20′s.. always cracks moi up when ya read the aggressive protection strangers give a ugly (inside) person who wouls sneer and place dozens of bouncers between him and the unwashed common folks.
Leo

The word “Faggot” as the link title is quite hurtful.
yawn

wow JG fans.. doth protest too much.. such long ass posts protecting an actor? an actor… really.. his life is pretending.. and learning how to pretend.. eating drinking fucking pretending..

i’m with hay soos.
Heath Ledger

Well, the joke WAS funny exactly what i would expect from DSF and this guy Jake, well, clearly a REAL pussy with an ego the size texas. Probably no one talks back to him unless they’re swallowing, so he wasnt expecting the badass DSF who proves that he is a real HERO for protecting this girl’s honour, WELL DONE!!!
mo

If your story is true, JG is an asshole – no denying it and no excuse to ever push a woman. The fact that he snapped at you, though? I kind of get that. The “killed Heath Ledger” thing was classless and shows that you are also an asshole.
you_retard

Just to reaffirm – your joke was not funny at all, and you are a fucking dumbass if you actually laughed at it or expected anything other than a smack in the face from him. No excuse for hitting a girl, his anger was misdirected.
You_idiot

You’re a fucking loser dude- Nothing better to do then say stupid shit to people knowing full well you’d get a rise out of him just so you can write on your idiodic and worthless blog. Get a fucking life.
Ben Dover

Looks like DS PWNED you JG butt boys…ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://Myblogsucks.com MYBLOGSUCKS

your only getting all these hits because your piggybacking off of Dlisted.com who posted a link here…..You didn’t know Heath Ledger. he’s just another famous actor to you. jake g. did. I work in film production, actor or crew, after working around the same people for up to a month at times, you get close, you have fun moments…you drink beers, and talk about your life….if the make-up girl on a film i worked on died, tragically, and someone came up and made a comment about how I killed her, I would fucking make them bite the curb. what happened here is fairly obvious, jake g came into the room (people are idiots, they get excited about celebs) you are not a celeb, no one gives a shit who you are….you don’t like this….so much so, that you made a big deal, and made it ABOUT YOU, sucked up all the attention in the only way you know how…good job…your officially a jealous d-bag. And if you walked into a place and everyone was calling your name and wanting hugs, wouldn’t you be smiling ear to ear either, and giving out hugs…..if he was blowing everyone off and just sitting by himself, you’d be writing about how ungrateful, and stuck up he is….theres no satisfying you….so please….slit your wrist now….please, for all of us…nobody loves you…family doesn’t count.
Vanilla Bear

@myblogsucks

The overuse of periods and misplaced punctuation followed my run on sentences made your entire post null in void. I was definatley into reading your garbage then i got to the end and noticed you used the term slit your wrist, obviously making you an dick muncher caught in the emo scene. More then likely your in your moms basement wearing the latest edition of Hot Topic T-shirts for 14.99. Not to mention you obviously have no idea how internet traffic works. congratulations on making yourself look like a tool.

This post is still getting hits? I’m amazed.
phs8

Oh. So it’s ok for you to make jokes about a death.
Just wondering what makes you think you are above everything and everyone and where you got the idea that joking about a death is completely okay.