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Jessica Burciaga is a Shitty Model Who Does the “Hand Bra” of the Day

This nobody is some Mexican American low level “model” who was in Playboy last year and has been in a bunch of garbage magazines keeping her nice and obscure…because there are hundreds of girls in the world who are just a cheesy and as hot and as willing to get half naked as this bitch, making her nothing special….

I don’t know where these girls are from, or what makes them think they have a right to put out these kinds of pictures, but I blame Myspace cuz they all seem to seriously love getting in front of the camera and the only reason people notice is because we’re all fucking perverts…

I am not posting these pictures I am her fan or think she’s anything special, but because one of her fans emailed them to me and I got angry, not because there was a half naked girl who looks like every other cheesy half naked girl in shitty cheap glamor shot, but because she was doing the low level, bottom-feeding model who doesn’t really want to go nude, but wants to be as racy as possible to get noticed move…and that’s covering her tits with her hands…until she realizes the only way to make it is to let dudes cum on her face on camera…

It’s called the “hand bra”, there’s actually a fucking term for this stupidity and these fake models refer to it as a “Hand bra” and all I see is a cocktease whore who thinks she is better than what she is, who probably wears Ed Hardy and who should be getting paid to take cock, or give lap dances, but somehow her ego got in the way….and she’s just getting more attention than she fucking deserves…with her stupid fucking “hand bra”….

I hate this shit…just show us your fucking tits…it’s not like you’re holding out on anything that fucking great you cunt….

  • HornyLohanWanker

    What the fuck is wrong with her nipples that she has to hide them in every picture?

    We know you got them cunt, are they all fucking deformed and inverted and shit?

  • http://www.blogknocklife.com chubbycheckface

    When I was reading the blog, I was thinking to myself, “Jesus, Jesus. What the fuck are you talking about?” But then I saw the 15 other pics with the same move and now I hear what you are saying. Hand bra can be used for one or two pics. But 15? Get out of town.

  • Expletive:BMP

    yes she’s a silly bit of urchin for hiding her tits, since 2chan has better south American cunny going full commando, so she’s a pass.

  • Drunken Pig

    She’d look much better playing with my balls as my shaft makes it’s way down her throat!!

  • nunya

    i’d let her dad ass rape my ass cunt

  • http://2upblog.pl Alan

    Burciaga did playboy and cyber playboy photoshoots few times, showing everything – those photos are from times, when she was doin’ only nn shoots. So chill.

  • Bob Smith

    From those pictures, she looks like she’s 4′ tall.

  • send that ass back

    hey website editor dude, its good to see that you agree with me. you know, on mexicans being trash and not good at anything, except for producing salma hayek, but shes not a full mexican so that explains stuff.. anyway send that skank back to the motel to make beds.

  • muffin

    shes done playboy you fuckin idiot

  • fuck you asshole

    look you fucking redneck honkey ass motherfucking racist ass fuckheads. This woman has done more in her life and hangs with better people than any of you sweaty palmed, backne riddled, greasy fucking nerds living in your mothers basement.

    Give me a break. You’d be lucky to suck the fart out of her ass and it would probably make you prematurely spurt your waterbase weak ass shit.

    You fucks need a bat to your brains.

  • kb

    Whoever wrote this article if fucking insane … she is fucking hot as anything and you are calling her average.. what does your girl look like?






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