Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies…..

But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos….

Pics via Bauer

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