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Brody Jenner is rumored to be banging Avril Lavigne and I really am not sure why anyone would care since both these people are totally fucking useless and irrelevant. The only reason I am bothering with this is to point out that despite Avril Lavigne dressing like a 15 year old girl mad at the world, her ass doesn’t live up to the lie and I guess to rub it in that Playboy trash Jayde Nicole’s face that she’s not the only gutter Canadian vagina willin to bang a 5 foot 5 MTV reality star in Kim Kardashian’s extended family. Seriously, dude’s rich, he should step up his game and get actual good lookin’ girls, maybe some still in college, instead of ones with dying low level celebrity careers.

Either way, here they are getting more attention than either of them have had in over 16 months, stirring up rumors and boring the fuck out of me, cuz they are at the level of desperation where a sex tape is the only answer to really get noticed…

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Drunken Pig

As a fellow Canadian..I would watch..but not pay for..a video of Avril getting railed real good..little skank’s ego has gotten out of control!!
Expletive:BMP

Well Drunken Pig, you’re Canadian, hook a brother up so I could get a gig over there in your fair country, it’s too fucking boring and average here. I mean, how else will I get to see fucking lame duck superstars? Unless of course I go over to Atlantis and hide out, but it isn’t as if I’m four feet like Avril to hide out or anything.
Father Murphy

She’s really terrible. Horribly annoying, moronic, and a complete drunk. That being said, when she actually tries to look good, she looks fucking fantastic. I guess the only option is that I would indeed fuck her, but it would be a merciless anal pounding and I would force her to clean my stick before I put it away for the night.
Drunken Pig

Well your in luck Father..by the way..is that Father as in he of offspring or Father of buttsects with choir-boyz??..either way..this little tart from Napanee, Ont..is a big fan of both anal and ATM action!!
BMP..stop your multiple username insanity and take your med’s..then I may help you out..till then stay in “Atlantis”
roscoe

I’d hit it in between playoff games, eh
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

I’d love to kick-box that fag asshole Brady Jenner. I mean just roundhouse kick him in the head and then punch him repeatedly. He’s just a prick, and he annoys me, I bet he’d cry ha ha ha.
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

BMP, it seems this homo thinks I am you. Drunken you little fagot, I dont really like you that much. BMP does like you and rarely says anything bad about your dumb ass. Shit, I didn’t even know your cracker ass was Canadian, its a sad day for Canadians.

Learn to read posts you Homo.

The real question is have you gotten pussy lately Drunken. You stay on this site like its your job, most people who post on Drunkenstepfather think your a moderator. I cant imagine looking into the mirror and being you Drunken, do you wake up in the morning and turn on your computer and post a comment. Do you turn on your computer before you brush your teeth or take a shower. Is this site your computers Homepage and do you sleep at your computer. Do you sleep type and dream about this forum and posting a comment.

Sadly Drunken, your part of the male species, does this forum trump real breasts and pussy. Do you have any friends other than your computer and keyboard and the Drunkenstepfather forums. Got damn your a loser,

The sad thing is this shit reads like a funny joke but in reality it is not funny because it is drunkens life. Got damn, what a loser,
Expletive:BMP

^^^^^Grammatically speaking you’re infinitely better than I am, and I always run on with my sentences, how the fuck did he get us confused? Because we like real women and not scrawny malnourished crows, is this why he’s confusing us?

Ha, Drunken thought I was Ray J, c’mon Drunken, I tend to stick to my guns with what I do and why I do it, to change my name would suggest I’m trying to pull one over on someone; which means that I’m either afraid of something or trying an angle which takes lots of work and consideration. Being the big lazy bastard that I am, such effort would make me bored rather quickly and I’ll just start doing something else, like trolling Anon or the chans or some shit.
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Drunken Pig

It’s not fair!!..why does it cost me hundred’$ to get ^^that fucked-up..when this guy get’s delusional for free??
Geronimofo

As a newbie who occasionally comments I’ve quickly learned to skip over Drunken Pig’s ramblings on the certainty he’s a teenage boy and frankly when I was sitting next to these fucknuts in school I didn’t really bother conversing with them then except to tell them to shut up or I’d kick their cunt in.
Drunken Pig

Go away you little festering hemorrhoid..and take your med’s!!
RAY J IS A FAGGOT

Geron, Drunken use to be real funny and left decent shit, now he has become trite and hackneyed. He use to leave good snipes, Heck, he use to make his father proud, his posts use to put a smile on my face like a proud Papa. I use to train him in his troll art, now he is a shell of himself.

It seems my son hasn’t put in enough work to be relative.

Site was popping back in the day, but now it is the same trivial shit, same lines on every post. A genius like myself barely even post anymore, These turd buckets use to work me, I had to dig deep for some memorable lines. Now its banality and trite mimicked in whimsical diatribe. An artist like myself needs more, as I am the greatest to ever come here and will forever be a legend among kids.

RAY J IS A FAGGOT—- The legend and true Yoda Master,

I would post comical shit more put this site just isn’t worth trolling, get your game up fellas, your losing your captain.
Drunken Pig

^^The only place your a legend is @ the bus terminal glory-hole!!
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