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Jessica Simpson’s New Hair of the Day

If you told me 6 years ago that I’d be writing about Jessica Simpson’s haircut on my own website, where I can pretty much write anything I want to write about, but chose to write this, I probably would have laughed in your faggot face and stole your wallet, but here I am today….posting pictures of the shit and writing about her haircut like a group of bitches at the coffee shop with nothing better to do with their fucking days or hair stylists who made their life about this shit and care about this shit, when all I see is some dyke shit that’s still long enough for me to pull her hair while cumming down her lonely throat, not that that will ever happen in my lifetime, but it’s the only way for me to not let this post depresse me more than I already am….

  • HornyLohanWanker

    I am the first faggot in, and I gotta say, I dig the new look, she has massive tit-tays, and a willingness to use them.

    She could be bald and I would get a fucking rock hard, hard on looking at her.

    Word!

  • Swifty

    Yeah you did the look if your in to the grandma look

  • Perv

    WGAF. WGAS. Weren’t her fifteen minutes up long ago?

  • Drunken Pig

    Yet another trailer-park trixie that missed her calling..this big-titted whore should have taken the Traci Lord’s route..breaking into Hardcore XXX @ 16 with a fake id..bitch would’a been a huge hit sucking dick on camera..she was custom made for titty-banging and receiving facial money-shot’s!!

  • http://www.soyouthinkyourecool.com soyouthinkyourecool.com

    She’s starting to look like Annette Benning. I guess she’s going straight to middle age, not cool

  • jennipurrr

    erm…dude…I think its one of her stylists many wigs they are trying to peddle.

  • Pat_McGroin

    Even though she about as interesting as a kidney infection, I like the look. Now. Spelling. Swifty – it’s “you’re”. Drunken Pig – it’s “Lords’ ” and “shots”. jennipurr – it’s “stylist’s “. Didn’t ANY of you cunts ever go to school? Jesus, English is not that difficult a language.

  • hammond egger

    Less hair will make those tittays look even bigger.

  • idgaf

    paperbag the bitch

  • se

    Hi! Is it weird that I am 24 and still a virgin? ? ? I would like to invite you to join my circle of friends on ————– Black White Date.c.o.m ” — (. My username is “Waiting4love”. Give me your comments on my photos. I’m waiting 4 u.

  • cowbulls

    Add that unhinged mouth to my “Bucket List” of places my Johnson needs to explode. That’s four places for Jessica because even though I’m not a boob guy, those boobs are fine.

  • ken

    Mom??

  • Angela Landsbury

    That’s Me!

  • ash

    haircut or nor haircut i still wouldnt touch that after all the nasty bastards shes been with ( bam margera & johnny knoxville). ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.






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