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The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from…..

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HornyLohanWanker

Fuck! Do whales get right up on the beach like that?

Roll that fatty in flour, then go at any of the wet spots!
Haggie

Khloe really needs to get herself some friends that are as giant and pasty white as she is…

…standing next to a skinny, tan model makes her look like the mashed potato mountain that Richard Dreyfuss sculpted in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”…
nole

I did jerk off to her once.
nunya

i want to suck that monster cock
Perv

Remind me why she is even famous again?
http://www.soyouthinkyourecool.com soyouthinkyourecool.com

She looks like she could eat me
netstarman

Why is this Frankenstein trolling the beach , shouldn’t this thing be terrifying the locals with people chasing Frankenstein with pitchforks and torches. I also do think the diet pills the kardashiens are shilling are not working.
Drunken Pig

Can’t let a day go by with-out throwing the GORILLA’S some sugar..can you Jesus??
Turner Over

Typical white on white hatred! Just because you are not a size 0 doesnt make you a beast! Khloe is very attractive stop hating!
Turn Over

Asian power all the way!
Drundel

Who is that skinny chick in the jean shorts? Holyshit, hip to bust ratio is off the charts. The one in the white isn’t bad either.
idgaf

At least she covered her disgusting body….gotta be thankful for small favors.
Respect

Do you all feel better ragging on her like this? Does that elevate your pathetic lives?

Khloe has a ‘big girl’ body. To me, obesity is when one is overweight for their frame, and she is NOT!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER– AN EMACIATED LOOK ON A ‘BIG GIRL’ BODY? That looks far worse and is so unhealthy.

I understand the ‘what does she deserve to be famous for’ sentiment but hating on her like this is so unworthy…
Get Over It

I think she looks fine. I think it is refreshing that she is not starving herself to try and fit in to what people think of as the “norm.” Stupid crap like the comments above is really feeding into the problems that are making young girls body conscious and causing a lot of eating disorders in younger children. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
Bob Smith

There used to be 5 Kardashian sisters, but then Khloe got too hungry and ate two of them. Which is why she is so large, why there are only 3 sisters now, and why she’s a monster.

Don’t be around her when she’s hungry.

“Khloe has a �big girl� body”

You know what’s funny? They always say that about fat people and then when they lose weight and get to a normal weight, it turns out their “bones” are the same size as everybody else. She needs to drop 25-30 pounds.

She could do that if she ate a normal diet and cut out soda pop, candy, sugary starbucks drinks, stop eating fast food.

No secret to that.
Bob Smith

“Khloe is very attractive”

No. No she’s not.

” stop hating!”

I don’t hate her. I find her funny.
se

Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ Black White Date.c.o.m ~a nice and free place for sexy women and rudust men, or white/blackr women and black/white men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
juw

Just because she’s a ‘big girl’ does not make her a ‘sexy big girl.’ I know plenty of big, good looking women and she is not one.
ka

cant stand the karTRASHians. all trash, no talent trash at that. next.
HornyLohanWanker

It’s not a big-girl-body, she is big-boned.

Thats what it is, big-boned.

LOL, she is a pig/whale combo.
KCV

It’s so evil, sad and pathetic to spend your day calling a woman such horrible names. I don’t think she’s the prettiest girl ever, but far from ugly and obese!

Lesson to the world:
A strong confident woman will NEVER make such ugly comments about another woman, she will let that woman be who she wants and not think twice about her or her business. NOW a jealous, no life having, sorry excuse for a woman, will do exactly what most of the jealous women above did…make ugly, vile and negative comments about someone that has nothing to do with you to make yourself feel better.
Now, if you are a MAN making comments, I can understand you saying “not attracted to her or her size” but those of you who called her troll and frankenstein are just sad and pathetic excuses and do NOT qualify as a “MAN” just a bitchy little prick. A real man will never disrespect a random woman for NO reason, to her face or behind her back.
I wish we were all forced to post our own pics before making comments about other people online, I’m willing to bet the “ugly and fat” comments will decrease dramatically! I would love to see how some of you look and bet you can’t hold a stick next to Khloe or the bottom of her feet!
Tony Mason

They’re not men. They’re losers on the Internet and this is what they have to resort to to make themselves feel better. It’s easier than actually going out and accomplishing things. They’re ugly as shit too and they talk? They lack pride and honor.
Seriously how is it that in this society people can have opinions about subjects or things that they know nothing about? If you’re ugly you have no clue of how much work it takes to be good looking. I know that statement will probably confuse you, cause you have no self control and you lack will power, but in other countries people aren’t raised to value everyone’s opinion.
Cause realistically most people are dumb or delusional and you shouldn’t listen to what they say anyways. Well, not if you want to be actually good or successful….
aw!

This female Frankenstein needs to be buried on the beach. What a whale.
donthate

She looks great! Honeymoon luvin can cause you to gain a pound or two, she looks happy!
Drunken Pig

^^You mean a TON or two!!
Perv

I’m not fat, but I have a BIG bone.
pussyfruit

You’re defending a pig who makes her money off doing nothing but pretending to be a beautiful person, riding off the fame of her sister who is only famous for being an airhead, the size of her ass and letting a nigger piss in her face on tape?

And who’s the lowlife?
Drunken Pig

^^Hear..Hear…A voice of reason!!
FatPeopleSuck

It’s not white on white hatred, Turner Over. It’s fat people hatred. It’s ugly people hatred. Who wants to look at that? I don’t like fat asians, or any other race. It’s disgusting to look at and anyone that defends it is usually one of those fat blobs that are whining because people discriminate against them. Lose the weight fatties and then you might be treated better, when someone has to push past your gigantic thigh to get somewhere it’s frustrating. I do not want to touch,smell, or even look at you. Let alone watch you eat! Barring certain medical problems it is your fault you stuff your face, don’t exercise, and get fatter! Stop complaining and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Don’t act like no one notices and that you can be famous and be big, you can’t, most of the really fat people lose weight once they get famous, if they don’t, there goes their fame.
Annie Hamilton

I think there are alot of jealous women who target the Kardashians for various reasons, some of it is reasonable and much of it isn’t – one thing for certain, the remarks about Khloe’s body are rude and uncalled for. She is beautiful – I’m a woman, (a straight woman at that) and must admit that there are many things about the family that are bothersome (Chris comes off as greedy and meddlesome) Courtney and Scott – that relationship is embarrassing and if it’s ‘for real’ I’d be hiding it and not allowing Scott near the cameras, If that was my show. he’s an ass and she comes off as weak and twerpy. Kim, well, she’s Kim. Khloe is the funny one, comedian, smart ass, strong one, the one who doesn’t take shit from the others, the one who puts up the strong front but is loyal and probably a bit more vulnerable than she puts out there – that’s the vibe. and her beauty is much more natural than the other two, less high maintenance – asking most normal men and they’d be into Khloe any given day and women? she’s the one they’d want as a friend. you haters need to get a life – or maybe you’re just friends of Odom’s ex and being loyal…??
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Shhesh. That Kim Kardashian is wierd. I love following them just because they’ve always got something wierd going on. Hope you keep blogging information about the Kardashians.