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I wouldn’t have expected Dave Matthews to have prime pussy since he’s pretty much irrelevant. Sure every single Jewish girl and hippie at camp I’ve ever met loves his shit….but he’s still not Lady Gaga….I know that just because he’s on TV, he could probably rake in a few tighter bodied groupies than this slophole, but really and you’d think he could get himself a better quality wife…

I mean he struggled through getting a record deal, touring, recording fucking groupies all these years on his rise to whatever level of fame he has now, and he ended up with this and all I know is that if I was him, this would be like a huge fuck you on my life despite all the success he’s had or how much money he has in the bank…he still has to wake up to this shit or come home to this shit…

The only explanation for this is that he knocked her up and is trying to do the good thing because she doesn’t believe in abortions when you get pregnant by rich people in bands….

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http://none miggy

Let’s see a pic of what you hit…..
mike

she isnt that bad! Not like some of the women out there!!
Enda

She’s nearly 40, has three kids, is married to a rock star and..oh..she’s a doctor. I think shes ok with a little belly.
B.Girl

ditto with Enda. it’s not like dave’s a hot piece himself
http://oliver99@aol.com lola

Sloppy??? You are a pathetic boy writing nasty things about other people to make a living. And you’d probably give anything to have a woman like that.
Get. A. Life.
Jon

Your a F*cking tool for even writing this article
tam

great comment miggy.
jj22

fatty!
izzie1

Since you’ve obviously never seen a woman’s figure in person, only on computer screen where its been photoshopped to hell and you don’t know any better, that is what they really look like! Ashley looks awesome! She is gorgeous, and you can see how he loves her. Dave’s show makes $1,000,000 A NIGHT. You will write this lame blog till your old and gray and never come close to that figure. Lets talk about whose life is like a giant ‘fuck you’.
lauren

who the fuck are you. you get paid to write this disgusting shit. you. sicken. me.