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The problem with America is that the majority of people in America are ugly and fat….and some of those ugly and fat people are teenage girls…and teenage girls are raised to think that what they see on TV is quality just because it is on TV and if you happen to come across something you see on TV in real life…you go fucking nuts even if you don’t even watch the show because since they are on TV they are therefore more important than you….feeding fucking egos and making people money who don’t deserve to make money.

The other problem with America is more of a problem with dudes in general and that is that pussy is fucking pussy and if that pussy is giving us attention no matter how ugly it might be it still makes us feel like the stars we want to believe we are….

So here are Jersey Shore dudes loving the attention they are getting from busted up college girls who think they are important….maybe it’s one of those quantity over quality situations, but I do know that if I was them I’d be taking full advantage of this eager pussy that thinks it just had its big break…

Pics via Fame

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ysagas

thats a lotta pun for some nobody’s from staton island!
beavis

Like pigs to the trough.
fat

Who’s fat up in that pic? Or you just call every girl who makes your dick look small fat..because then only little boys and pre-pubescent girls will work for you.
TBagNUrMon

Umm, I just threw up in my mouth, thanks guys. Next time you decide to post elephant pics on your site, do me a favor and ZOOM the F**K OUT! It lessons the strain on my eyes and appetite. Nasty f**kn Pigs and the chicks are nasty too.
Bob Smith

…and yet there are humans who find this attractive.

Guys, what this means is that no matter how ugly you are, there is a human being with tits and a vagina who will fuck you.
Expletive:BMP

these girls are smarter than us guys, because they know we’ll still fuck em cause we love pussy, even the pussy attached to little extra girls, but these ladies are fine, fuck you lot if you think they’re too fat, they’re solid and proper.
erika

the only ugly ppl i see in these pics are the dudes
Dave’s Not Here

I SEE FAT PEOPLE.
ho

ummmm i need me sum big girls…
what the

jessica simpson is getting desperate.
like em thick

those girls look yummy, way more so than those d-bags they’re standing next to. Guys who want super skinny boobless chicks are fags.
Kristen

Don’t hate on bigger girls!! I prefer to be thicker that way when a guy is hittin it he can smack my ass and it moves… unlike skinny girls!
stfu

Yeah lets praise the cellulite and the std fest that’s going on there.
gen

And this is why I no longer date guys.
beavis

Really? I thought it was b/c you’re a lesbian.
Chrissy Rez

the girl in the white bikini ate Jessica Simpson AND Kim Kardashian
i hate everyone

Some of those girls are pretty hot.

Also, this might be the most poorly written article on the internet. It is barely comprehensible.
eww fish food

those are definitely HIGH SCHOOL girls

look at their faces and where are their breasts???
eww fish food

minus the chunk muffin in the white bikini, these chicks are boobless