I have this thing where I track how ugly Ashley Tisdale is because I hate her and think she’s ugly and feel that just because she got a nosejob and a gig on some Disney Bullshit and a few awards were bought for her, she’s got this ego where she doesn’t realize how ugly she is. It’s called delusions and that’s the same kind of shit that landed me in an institution a few years ago because I thought I was a cop and would go around trying to arrest people with my pants around my ankles , something a hell of a lot less insane than Ashley Tisdale looking in the mirror everyday and thinking she’s got it going on…

So she’s put me to the official test and she has gone all out in her bikini, something I like to see any girl in, except maybe my wife or women of my wife’s size, but as we know Tisdale puts a lot of effort into working out so that she doesn’t have a fat body…. but she didn’t bring down my guard and despite it almost working on me as I stared into her non-cellulite teenage lookin’ ass, I still see ugly, and know she’s ugly and really ugly never stopped ne from fuckin a bitch, so long as she knows she’s fucking ugly….something I don’t think Tisdale knows….

So here she is with her awkward sex partner….

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