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Dita Von Teese is a fucking scam. Girls this ugly can’t tease me…I know they are fucking bullshit. She is ugly as fuck. She knows it but she wanted male attention, so she created a character on the internet before the internet had good looking girls, a character who was some 1940′s burlesque dancer / pin-up girl cuz it was popular for fat chicks to be into that shit at the time and it landed her in Playboy and then into the mainstream…where she makes millions doing these stage shows that are better off left dead like the bitches who actually created the shit so many years ago. It is dated. It is lesbionic and gothic. They don’t show pussy, even though she was in dyke porn before her fame hit and I fucking hate it and everything it stands for….mainly because I hate ugly chicks, with freakish bird faces…even when they show off their stupid tits to distract us.

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roy

I believe Rumer Willis is her love child with Bruce.
Drunken Pig

Yeah so her face is a bit mashed..but don’t look a gift-whore in the mouth..rest of the bitch look’s ok..since when did you get standards??..and by the way..don’t harp about your facebook when you don’t do fuck all on it!!
McBamf

Someone who has time to sit around and critique how ugly they think a celebrity is on the internet, critique people who will never even know of their existence, probably shouldn’t have such high standards. Pretty sure they should take their father’s hand-me-down nudey mags, fap, and be happy.
Sorry, she doesn’t need to show her pussy to be hot.
Vaginas aren’t exactly much to look at if you hadn’t noticed.
And she’s way hotter than most of the other “famous” women of world.
For example, look at Ke$ha. I’ve never before seen a human being whom actually resembled a train wreck till she stumbled her drunken whore ass in to the spotlight.
chachi

dita von teese is not ugly.
HornyLohanWanker

McBamf, we all have seen Dita’s cunt, it was pretty cunt-like looking, nothing special (Didn’t do tricks or anything).

I love that she always rocks the red lipstick, she does good smoking and her nipples are chewable.

I wish she were tied up on my bed right now, I would entertain myself for a few hours.
beavis

I would take Elvira over her any day.
Bob Smith

She’s not ugly, but she’s not hot either. She’s got a look.

But I have to agree with Jesus here…without her tits and pussy, who really cares about her? It’s not like she has the secret to life & the universe.
Wire

Dude, would you really kick her out of your bed? Damn, I think she’s a fine piece of @ss… The worst thing about her is her history with MM…
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Stan L

Too bad for Roobie Breastnut. Who back in the 1990′s started Dita Von Teeses career. Roobie used to be the REAL Dita back then. Dita stoled her first image off of her when she was known as “Red” in Orange County. Dita even stoled part of her real life story! The image on Dota’s website with the carousel horse stuff, Dita stoled off of Roobie too. Dita is a fraud. And a bad poor old imitation of Roobie. Now Roobie has to sing porno because of her. It’s quite a tragic story! I don’t know how this ugly low life bitch can look at herself in the mirror everyday knowing what she did to Roobie? But then again, Dita used to do PCP drugs during the time that Roobie was busting her ass off, paving the road for her ass. Someday, the truth will come out about the sick broad! Roobie’s really fricken nice too! Too bad!