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It doesn’t just amaze me that Renee Zelwegger had the confidence to become and actor who happened to be well received and who has actually won Academy Awards and landed roles that aren’t the monster in Fairy Tale movies, but instead are the leading lady…but it always amazes me that she gets laid… I have fucked many dirty, ugly, disgusting lookin’ bitches and I have no standards, but none looked this much like a SciFi monster that would definitely give me nightmares just being in the same room as her…but for some reason she is getting cock and not just everyday cock trying to ride her to the top or to live the good life…but Bradley Cooper cock from The Hangover and that makes no sense to me because she doesn’t look fucking human…but I guess he’s into that. Rich dudes are always the weirdos.

Pics via Bauer

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Amber_Taylor

God she is so damned UGLY.

Yikes.

Though not quite as hideous as Cameron Diaz…YET.
Kate

Ok, lets clear things up here! First Renee looks practically nothing like she looked when she first started out so I think that would expalin the fact she gets leading lady roles and is successful at them, second she’s a pretty good fucking actress so just like personalities, talent can make up for a hell of alot and third I honestly like the way she looks now! She works out and likes to keep herself tight and just because you don’t like the way she looks doesn’t mean Bradly or others prefer what you like! We all have different taste so I don’t think going around calling people ugly that don’t even touch ugly is appropriate! Lets see what you look like, yes?!
roscoe

maybe her prune face helps her give a decent bj?
seabee

He is gay. period. Drama major in college. Please.
Drunken Pig

Let’s see what YOU look like Kate..get on your knees and I’ll give you a “different taste”!!
Imtheloserbehind

Then why didn’t she get an Oscar for her role in Texas chainsaw massacre the new generation!
Fritanga

Er, um – no one is screwing anyone here because she is his BEARD. Jeebus. This is a business arrangement dreamed up by their PR reps. Good lord, doesn’t anyone here read transparent blind items? She’s a rapidly aging haglike actress, he’s hiding some stuff, they help each other out. End of story.
mindi

now. don’t they look happy together?

cooper couldn’t look more disinterested.

i dunno about him being gay. maybe. i do know that he looks like he’s an extraordinary prick. fuckin’ smug body language.
Wulliby

I just think they look adorable and very content with one another on all of the photos I have seen. I cannot see her having a beard since I think she wants to be in a good relationship.
englishsunset

Its the same reason Baskins & Robbins makes all those different flavors.

…and you guys get paid to write this dribble. I’m sure your Mother is proud.
Bob Smith

It’s “drivel”, and please tell me you’re not one of those people who admire hollywood celebrities.
cowbulls

I’m fine with the Commie bitch as long as she stays the hell out of the USA and keeps her big Socialist mouth shut unless she is milking the sausage of some real hard up guy.
keetz

You all are joking…..right? You didn’t think they are a real couple, do you? Zellwegger is Cooper’s beard.
keetz

Oh and cowbullie……..there’s a plane leaving next Saturday. It will relocating you, Joe Barton, Palin and the rest of your tea bagger friends to the Aussie outback. So get your leather jocks all packed up. A car will be by to pick you up.