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I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart….

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J

Likley cant find any that fit. She’s grown boobs and sprouted to almost 6″2
Mike

So much potential, yet she blows it every time. She really needs a stylist…. and a tan.
Drunken Pig

Nothing that could not be solved by her blowing me..then allowing me to shove my 6″2 cock up her ass!!
the only gentlemen here

we’re not used to seeing beautful women like taylor acting with styl;e and grace and not dropping her clothes for fame and/or fortune.we’re used to skanky cheap white trash that we don’t recognise a true lady like elegant taylor.
Voice of Reason

As a one piece, this would be better. I’ve never seen a vintage two piece; it IS weird.
Seriously Mike?

Have we REALLY stooped to that level? She’s beautiful, tan or not. She’s an incredible lady; she’s talented, attractive, and so dedicated to her fans
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Taylor Swift has been my music idol troughout the years, she has a beautiful singing voice and she is pretty too’
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there is no other music artist like taylor swift, she is definitely a goddess. i love ya taylor swift .’.
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