These pictures of Shakira whoring out in Spain could have been a lot more interesting…not that I really find Shakira all that interesting, partially because her breasts are small and humble, but mainly because she’s old and I hate that she’s bullshit, you see as an immigrant, she should be working the camera a little harder, she goes to the trouble in her music videos to pretty much fuck the air in weird spanish dance she exploits for attention, but doesn’t bring it when it comes to the paparazzi pics, when she should be taking whatever she can get, you know not teasing with a bikini top peaking out of her shirt, that makes me feel virginal and lame for noticing, but by teasing by fucking the air everywhere she fucking goes. She has an image to maintain…and this tame shit isn’t it. I am mad.

Pics via Bauer

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