I am drunk and the girl I am with is not letting me play her pussy. She’s insisting that my hands are dirty from picking up cigarette butts and pennies from the back alleys, when really I get my money out of my wife’s purse and I quit smoking years ago, cunt….by not washing, staring in random women’s windows and and playing on the internet….
Here are my links….
Halle Berry ina Bikini cuz She’s White and White Chicks aren’t Scared of Water, Unless they are Pretending they are Black to Win Academy Awards. GO
I Wasn’t Aware Laurence Fishburne Has a Daughter But Apparently He Does and Apparently Shes Releasing a Sex Tape GO
I kinda like this bitch…I find myself googling her name everytime I see it and remembering that she’s one of those low level Hollywood bitches I think needs to get more naked so she becomes a household name to more than just the virgin losers who are obsessed with her role in Zombieland
I guess this is her making a move in the right direction by flashing tit…barely flashing tit…but still flashing tit and I’m showing my support hoping it encourages her enough that her next role shows pussy lip.
I don’t know if seeing a recently married bitch who is fresh off her honeymoon in shorts and ridiculous high heels performing on TV will turn anyone on, I mean I’m desensitized from doing this shit everyday unless the bitch is inserting her heel in her vagina or her friend’s vagina after spending a day walking around dirty downtown piss filled alleys, I’m not too interested, but I figure some people are easier to please, especially the backwoods, religious country folk who can’t get enough Carrie Underwood, and pretend her pussy didn’t just spend 10 days of romance doing circus tricks for her hockey cock….so here are legs doing nothin’ special in some heels for those of you who aren’t so depraved and who still have good old American values.
Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter has a sex tape. Like all 19 year olds, she has grown up on internet porn and celebrity sex tapes, making sex a very different thing than it was for girls my age when I was growing up, making her a lot more fun than girls my age….
Seriously, I know 19 year olds in group sex, getting their asses fucked, taking loads on their faces, doing all the things you had to date a girl and spend months convincing her to do before the internet, making the world a much better place….
The sex tape she is launching seems to be an actual produced porno with a pornstar named Brian Pumper who forgest STD test results and not the standard sex tape you pretend you get leaked and I think it’s great marketing to make her a household name and encourage every girl out there to do the same, even though I am more into amateur leaked shit and not the produced shit….but that is probably because the pornstars they hire aren’t celebrity daughters….
Either way, I like black chicks. I like watching people fuck. I like 19 year old girls. I think the whole thing is gonna work out fine for me. Except maybe for the fact that she has her father’s mouth…which could make the whole thing a little homo.
Here is the press release if you care…
A-LIST HOLLYWOOD DAUGHTER MONTANA FISHBURNE MAKES XXX DEBUT WITH VIVID ENTERTAINMENT
Sexy 19 Year-Old Daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne Sees Adult Movie as Important First Step in her Career
LOS ANGELES — (July 30, 2010) – Gorgeous Montana Fishburne, the sexy 19-year-old daughter of the Tony and Emmy award winning actor Laurence Fishburne has made “Montana Fishburne,” her first-ever adult movie, with Vivid Entertainment. The DVD of the movie will be released nationwide and available online at vivid.com on Wednesday, August 18th.
The movie is more than an hour long and follows the uninhibited Montana as she engages in wild, erotic adventures in a car, a hotel room and even in public while visiting a mall!
“I view making this movie as an important first step in my career,” said Montana. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”
Clearly, Montana shares the same sentiment with the release of this “thrill-sex” through the Vivid-Celeb imprint.
“Montana made up her mind to make this dvd before we met her,” said Steven Hirsch, Vivid’s founder/co-chairman. “She grew up in the entertainment business and was well aware of our company. In looking at the careers of many current leading female personalities, she saw a path to success and hopes to follow it.”
Hirsch adds, “When we first met, we were impressed with not just her beauty, but how self-possessed she is. Her performance in the movie is scorching, and we think that she will bring that same passion to all of her endeavors – whether in adult or the mainstream.”
Check back – cuz I will be getting exclusive clips as they get released on this.
Girls, let Rachel Bilson teach you a quick and easy lesson. When you are at your peak of your career and your sex appeal, don’t start dating some over-bearing insecure loser from Canada who was lucky enough to land a movie franchise role, but who will never get work again like a one trick pony, and if you do, don’t say yes when he proposes or tricks you into moving into his farm in Canada, to hide you from the fun and excitement of Hollywood, by making you think living in the middle of fucking no where is the best thing for your sanity and career, cuz when you finally get the courage to leave the brainwashing freakshow, and run back to Hollywood to get your shit you left behind back together, your ass won’t be quite where it once was.
So here is Rachel Bilson’s ass in jeans a few years too late…
I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.
Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….
I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.
I don’t really understand why Tara Reid’s got a crooked mouth, but it makes me laugh. It’s like she’ had some kind of botox accident that left her lookin’ like her parents were first cousins, or that she was punched in the jaw like some kind of drunken cowboy who stole another cowboy’s horse, but for some reason, the whole thing is pretty entertaining…whether it’s her drunken fake tits, her over-protective fiance stressing the fuck out cuz she’s out of control with Dennis Rodman, or her flashing her panties, shit is better than a TV show or movie and someone needs to start following this bitch around with a video camera, cuz her life is fucking amazing…and I vow to document as much of it as I can….
I just randomly landed on this video and thought it was some kind of amazingness that not enough people have seen.
Sure seeing young bitches make out is played out and obvious, but it never gets boring, especially when the dude is listening to random shitty music that I can’t imagine anyone ever really being into, and makes genius commentary like “If I was a bitch, I’d be lesbian” in some white trash gutter trailer park accent that would scare me if I heard it tell me to drop my pants in a back alley…
If anything this just reminds me that there are so many YouTube videos that I would want to watch but shit is hiding on their site…
I don’t know why I missed these pictures, but apparently they came out a week ago, and I’m usually on top of any celebrity in her underwear, not matter how important or irrelevant she is…I guess I can only blame it on laziness, as well as my new hobby of watching various sodomy and throat rape porno clips clips while blasting love songs at the same time, it is my own kind of creepy, sad, mash up of depressing loser who smells like his own stale cum…I can’t wait til I start getting booked at parties….and I am sure some of you can’t wait til Avatar bitch who is only really known for being the Avatar bitch all the losers want to make love to, cuz loser virgins don’t fuck, they are too gentle and take care of their women like they were the first issue of Superman they happened to get their hands on, not that they ever get women, but you get what I am saying, and that is that her fame was hardly even her….and I am sure some of you are mad that your she would strip down for all the men to get turned on by her since you and your crazy think she is your wife, since you did have that ceremony in your backyard when the rest of your family was asleep…
All I see is Calvin Klein ads that aren’t as exciting as the kiddie porn shit he used to produce back in the day that got him in trouble, but they are still of a bitch in her underwear and as you know, that’s good enough…
I thought about going out and doing more pictures of useless celebrity cunt doing useless shit like I care, but remembered that I don’t. So you missed out on a post on so much good shit – that you’ll just have to come back tomorrow to see, or click on the links, cuz I work alone and can’t post everything….especially when I am busy getting drunk and trying to get young barely legal girls to send in pictures of them doing naughty things….
Here are my stepLINKS
Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend is Using Her Cuz He’s Broke and She’s Desperate…Good Deal. GO
Katie Price and Her Big Tits Are Fucking Delusional GO
Lady Gaga Bikini Nipple Slip that Amazes and Scares me at the Same Time GO
Because There’s a 1000 to 1 Shot of You Actually Getting Some Tonight GO
Irina Shayk Is the Type Of Chick You And I Will Never Bang Ever GO
The 20 Sexiest Things About MMA, and No, I’m Not Including the Fighters, Fag GO
As the unofficial drunken party pig Tara Reid and her drunken party pig adventures fan site, I have no choice but to post these pictures of a fucked up Tara Reid getting all up in a variety of people’s faces, while making solid drunken bitch faces that you’d expect to find in the back of the cab you’re in after you roofied a bitch, only with Tara Reid, it’s an everyday thing, she realizes if you got a good thing going, there’s no point in stopping it, especially when that good thing is your ability to drink until you pass the fuck out to forget all your problems…
I drink a lot. It is fun. I get why she would to. Especially since she’s got money to do it and invites to all the exclusive events. All I know is that it looks like she’s having a lot more fun than most people, So we gotta stop hating on her. We gotta start being jealous of her. She deserves that for all the sacrifices she’s made, like her career, to make this lifestyle happen….
If you read the site, which you probably don’t, I do a thing called the Asshley Tisdale ugly watch, where I got on about how she is all hype and the only reason anyone bothered with her in the first place was because she lied about her age and pretended to be underage…and guys love underage chicks no matter how bad their face is. I got emails from people she went to school with and found out that bitch was pushing 30 and that’s why she’s always at the gym, cuz she’s trying to keep a youthful 23 year old figure, and the whole thing confused me, mainly because I didn’t like the fact that I knew who Ashley Tisdale was, but also because I care about working out why she and everyone else thought she was hot, while I could spend that time on better things, like masturbating.
Either way, she got cast in some show or movie as a cheerleader with a bad nose job, and here she is in her uniform, and I still think she’s ugly, but like young girls make one forget how ugly she is, cheerleader outfits have the same kind of power….
Another Disney executive sex slave, Aly Michalka is in the show too, only she’s more fun than Ugly Ashley TIsdale and shows some ass cheek….
As you can tell from these pictures…It’s been a long time since Jerry Hall was a top model married to one of the World’s biggest rockstars…and it those years she has weathered like an old hat you accidentally lost in the woods outside your parent’s house when you were 12, only to find at 40 when you go home to burry your mom, but she’s still in a bikini and weathered, sloppy, haggard or not….that’s good enough for me….
Kelly Bensimon is some bootleg Elle Macpherson who even married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy, probably to satisfy her obsession, she kept his name and his kids and I guess his money…all so the public knows…and I just see garbage old pussy that deserved to be thrown away…but at least she keeps herself fit in little spandex shorts…
Whenever I look at older pussy, I wonder how many dicks have been inside them. Whenever I look at old pussy that used to model and work the party scene hard enough to meet Elle Macpherson’s husband….I think about how many of those dicks left behind some baggage….How many STDs has she had, how many abortions, how many group cocks at once, how many double penetrations I’ll just never know…but I can spot a gold digging bottom feeding slut when I see one…and I know that they work their pussy hard to get where they are and the older they are…the more miles their pussy travels and sometimes that’s good enough for me….especailly when she’s in spandex shorts…
Either way, she deleted me off facebook, so I am forced to hate her…but here are pictures of her jogging in booty shorts…
