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Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day

Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make…

Pics via Bauer

  • pantsonfire

    Yeah, seeing these pics of Bellucci reminds of an old joke someone once told me…

    Why do they pile shit in a corner at an Italian Wedding?
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    To keep the flies off the bride!

  • HornyLohanWanker

    Those lips can barberpole my cock any day. Any day.

    Word.

  • jenipurrr

    are you fucking retarded? She is fucking hot. I’d lick her conch any day.

  • jenipurrr

    you faggots do realize she just gave birth, right?

  • HornyLohanWanker

    Just gave birth? Shit, I would pay triple to nurse on her fat fun bags. Triple, bitch!

    I would work those milk sacs until she was bone dry. Good to the motherfucking last red lipsticked drop.

  • pantsonfire

    ^^ jenipurr ^^

    So what! I just gave birth, too. You should see the size of this turd I shit out in the bowl. Yeah, it’s THAT big, so I named it. I call it, Snooki-O’Puss. It’s half Irish, half Jersey Shore Italian fat whore and all nasty.

    And I didn’t say they necessarily piled shit in a corner at Monica’s wedding, though after seeing the supposed “women” on, Jersey Shore and The Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m sure you understand the premise behind the joke. Unless, of course, you’re Italian, in which case, you’re just plain screwed.

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  • ccrackertrailertrash

    wow ya’ll are jealous heeheehee ..
    7 by the way moron snooki is chilean ..
    the others are irish ..
    sure are alot of wannabe’s out there …
    wonder why every pretends to be italian ..
    nobody pretends to be irish or english lol or american for that matter ..
    go back to your inbred family ..
    shithead …for lard asses go to any shoppin mall in america …
    you ain’t gonna see any 45 year old lookin like bellucci dumbass …hahahaa
    so jealous

  • le-shash

    She is the most beautiful woman in the world. You fat ass lard bags aren’t even going to be CLOSE to her when it comes to looks. You’re worse than the dust at the bottom of her shoes. And guess what? She doesn’t give a fuck about getting old like you shitty Americans do. She’s Italian, and she’s got a family for a change.

    Oh and BY THE WAY, Italians are the hottest people around. And they’re humans too. You Americans are as pale as ghosts, plastic as hell and just plain pigs from the inside.

    And btw, She hates Americans and the American culture. And everybody gets old one day. Yeah, being Italian, she’ll spend her last days with her kids, but you cocksuckers will just wank off on this site or another and leave shitty comments here till your dicks stop working. And then those kids that you pumped out of some unfortunate white whore will throw in the dumpster called an “old home” where you’ll die and be buried by the people who’ll get paid to throw your rotten remains in the ditch. At least that won’t happen to the “Italian!”

    And by the way, I’m not even Italian. I’m arab. I just like them because they are better in soo many ways.






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