DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive » Lindsay Lohan Training for Prison Rape of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway….

Pics via Fame

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Drunken Pig

But maybe her mounting legal bill’s will cause her “Parents” to push their meal-ticket in front of the XXX cameras..let’s hope!!
HornyLohanWanker

I got a $20.00 bill to just jerk off on her freckly face.

Think of what she can buy in the commissary with $20.00

Contact me Lindsay!
Imtheloserbehindyou

WHAT! She’s not wearing her own line of workout clothes. I guess she dosent know that to make money in the fashion biz you make a clothes for all occasion, and you brainwash young girls into thinking that you invented a style of clothes when in reality 99% of fashion designs are copied over and over again.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

GAG! She’s not dead yet? OK, I’ll check back a little later.
cowbulls

Just call me an optimist but I prefer to think how tight she must be because so few men have gotten into her pants. Unlike most of the bimbos around, her body is worn out and her sexual areas are all tight. The opposite is usually the case.

So I double that $20 bid but I want her from behind because she getting uglier by the second.
Wendel

So, once she cleans up and does not look like she was dragged behind the prison bus, will they sell the video of he washing the prison bus?

How about the obligatory “prison shower.”

I am an authority on women in prison, having watched every “Birds Behind Bars” film there is. I know there is a prison shower scene. It is the law.

This could go a long way to paying for her coke ha** er, rehab and legal bills.

Not to mention helping to pay for the Cal State Prison system.
LolleyGagger

How much to jerk off on her nice round large tits? Oops too late, nevermind.
ern

yeeeeey at last she will go to jail and once she’s out let’s all vote for lindsey to become a porn star, AMEN ? AMEN !