I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to let Paris Hilton put her whore mouth on the biggest bottle of Champagne ever, the same bottle that was passed around the room like it was Paris Hilton’s vagina and this wacked out party of losers who think they are more important than they are was Hollywood cock,

All I know is she’s on some Publicity stunt tour, a few years too late, because like the local hipsters, she’s starting to show her haggard useless age and seeing her party like she’s on college springbreak at 30, is really just pathetic…and I say that as a 40 year old who still dreams about going on college springbreak one day, but the rules are different for creepy dudes….

Either way, here she is in a one piece bathing suit, showing off some shitty tit, making dirty faces, spraying herself in really suggestive stances with a bunch of rich french dudes who look like they’d rather be baking baquette or some shit…and anyway you dice it, this is some kind of cry for attention that I wish would go the fuck away….but the pictures are just too funny to ignore.

Pics via Bauer

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