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Annalynne McCord Does Some Event of the Day

As much as it pains me to say this….I can’t help but be honest…and in being honest….I gotta admit that Annalynne McCord, the monkey face from the 90210 the next generation who will never work again once the show is canned, but who has tried to milk her low-level celebrity by attending every event possible, hiring paparazzi to follow her, staging bikini pics, like a low-level Heidi Montag, she does have a pretty substantial body…one that is modelesque if only her face didn’t belong in a fucking zoo…and in the final months of her career…before desperation actually sets in and sex tapes are releases…I am going to appreciate the tight dress and cocktease so long as I crop her head out of the shit….

BONUS – Precious was also there – Unfortunately she didn’t eat Annalynne McCord, but apparently there was free food, something she is unable to ever turn down….and part of me feels bad for taking the cheap shots….but the other part of me wonders how much fabric went into this dress…probably enough to clothe a small African village….bitch needs to hire a trainer….cuz right now she’s teaching fat kids that it’s okay to be fat…and she needs to be stopped….cuz the last thing we need is more fat chicks proud of their bodies.

Pics via Bauer

  • Expletive:bmp

    Okay you lot, here I am, Mister Black and Tall, rather big, Not fucking DAMN! Just big. See, there is big, fat, fluffy, Huge, OBese and DAMN! A latino comedian who may have been a fag said that, and him being fat made it even more funny. But Annalynne is the type of girl you wanna take him and suck on her cunny a bit, Precious, not so much. Fuck I’m all for not judging the book by it’s cover, but that girl is fucking huge, sure it’s not her fault :P and she wants the dick like every female ever born (and don’t say faggots because even they use dildos and fake dicks, which is fucking hilarious since if you don’t like men, don’t use dildos and fucking strap ons you stupid fucks that’s being hypocritical :) ), but c’mon look at her, look at her, it’s not even her color, nor the size of her nose since that shit is tied in with her fucking fatness, fuck, it isn’t even remotely a color thing, but rather, it’s a weight thing; if you’re big, and you like being big, continue as such, surely you’ll find a fucker who likes them Gargantuan and love nothing more than to suck on her mound pound cunny bits—I don’t, at least not right away, for me to fuck a dame like that, I’d have to know her and agree that her inner beauty is just enough to make her outer WHAT THE FUCK okay.

    Not that she’s Ugly; Precious is like an undiscovered pearl trapped in dog shit, wrapped in fly paper which is covered in roaches, shoved up Rosie O’Donnell’s pus filled fungal green cunny. So find that pearl, and free the princess inside.

  • Amber_Taylor

    Now those are pretty legs.
    Perfect shape, curve, beautiful.

    Mischa Barton & Blake Lively need to look at those gams before they attempt to wear skirts…

    Annalynne’s legs aren’t bad either:)

    *gong*

  • Mike

    Does anybody else think that some day we’re gonna see this black girl burst through a wall and scream “Oh Yeah!”? She reminds me so much of Kool Aid man.

  • Noumenon

    Can she hold that pose with her tongue like that? Or was it just a really lucky shot?






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