America is a fucking amazing country where fucking WHAT THE FUCKS can achieve relative success for doing Fuck All! Here you couldn’t do that shit; they’d call bullshit and tear you a new asshole with conchshells (pronounced Konk not Konch), and getting pelted with a five pound sharp as fucking axes part shell part rock object, is rather unpleasant. But knowing our justice system where American tourist including that bare foot fucker, could come here and do whatever the fuck they wanted and not have to worry about the authorities tearing you a new asshole. Fuck, just recently some Floridian fucker and his dad and his fucking brother was at Senior Frogs, a bar and grill, got drunk and cluster fucked about a dozen or more police officers, calling them nigger and the like. Fuck me, if it was a regular Bahamian, conchyjoe or black, they’d tear those mutha-fuckers a new asshole. But no, several officers got injured and had broken bones, had it been me, I’d give a fuck about the tourist dollar and shoot those fuckers in the knee. But that’s just me, but after they got the biggest son who was also the most troublesome in custody, and he got in Her Majesty’s Hell Prison, with seven men to a cell six by nine feet (though technically they must have had him in the dorms or some where relatively safe, with him learning of what would happen if he’s convicted), with a slop bucket that gets emptied once a day, where temperatures exceed a hundred degrees easily, that mutha-fucka realized that he was essentially fucked and cried for mercy, and started balling about some shit of how he wanted to join the Army or some shit. So his fucking dad two weeks later, paid a few thousand bucks he got released and once more our Justice system got ass-fucked to appease America—MUTHA FUCKA! Then this bare foot mutha fucka, he got fined a few hundred after stealiing shit, and shooting at our police, and if I had happened to do just one, i’d be in Jail till Lindsey Lohan’s 14 year old daughter confessed her love of being butt fucked by a mexican named hayzeus. So this boring fuck from New Jersey is showing her panties and literally falling over her self, nothing new there, fuckiing American girls do this shit all the time, though I keep my distance, some guys here live for that shit. So though she probably won’t be breaking any laws, you shouldn’t complain of a strange anal pain the next day after falling down on the road with her panties bare. Especially if she’s 18, because that’s the legal age, and you can get tanked for five bucks (I bought a 40L Charcoaled filtered Vodka for four dollars, tasted like shit but got me off nicely, and a forty of Vodka Absolute is like 15 bucks ).