Paris Hilton’s Dick-Clit in a Bathing Suit of the Day
I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.
Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….
I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.
Pics via Fame
July 30th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
She clearly recently had sex or was masterbating hard
July 30th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
That is just freaking nasty, much like the person it belongs too. Although I have seen it with nothing on and there are some serious meat curtains going on down there so maybe that explains the bulge.
I have to go rinse my eyes with bleach now.
July 30th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
She’s wearing a pad under her suit. Nasty must be on her rag.
July 30th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Naw that aint a pad. Who wears a pad with a bathing suite? Thats a half pound o’ roast beef stuffed in there.
July 31st, 2010 at 2:10 am
There’s no telling what has been in her box lately. I’d have to a a prefuck agreement assuring me a slew of her money before I would take the risk of catching who knows what.
July 31st, 2010 at 4:35 pm
You’re an idiot. its a sanitary napkins.
August 1st, 2010 at 5:42 pm
That’s so gross. The only reason a famous skank like her would need to wear a pad under a bathing suit instead of a tampon is because she probably just got an abortion. Ugh, she’s such an immoral whore.
August 15th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Oh for Christsake it’s a pad already. I guess none of you little boys commenting about “meat curtains” etc. have been told the facts of life yet…get mommy to inform you. Women use sanitary pads once a month…she can fill you in on the rest. Idiots.
April 23rd, 2011 at 6:43 am
yeah cuz we wear pads with bathing suits when ladies? never, its not her clit its too high but idk what the fuck it is