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I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

Pics via Fame

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Joe

She clearly recently had sex or was masterbating hard
Melissa

That is just freaking nasty, much like the person it belongs too. Although I have seen it with nothing on and there are some serious meat curtains going on down there so maybe that explains the bulge.

I have to go rinse my eyes with bleach now.
Laura

She’s wearing a pad under her suit. Nasty must be on her rag.
splashSOS

Naw that aint a pad. Who wears a pad with a bathing suite? Thats a half pound o’ roast beef stuffed in there.
cowbulls

There’s no telling what has been in her box lately. I’d have to a a prefuck agreement assuring me a slew of her money before I would take the risk of catching who knows what.
korleonis

You’re an idiot. its a sanitary napkins.
Cornflakes

That’s so gross. The only reason a famous skank like her would need to wear a pad under a bathing suit instead of a tampon is because she probably just got an abortion. Ugh, she’s such an immoral whore.
Elle

Oh for Christsake it’s a pad already. I guess none of you little boys commenting about “meat curtains” etc. have been told the facts of life yet…get mommy to inform you. Women use sanitary pads once a month…she can fill you in on the rest. Idiots.
amanda

yeah cuz we wear pads with bathing suits when ladies? never, its not her clit its too high but idk what the fuck it is