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Jessica Alba Seduces a Cop with Bullshit Acting of the Day

This cop is a fucking idiot….She is an actor. I can see past that “oops, I didn’t mean to” look….she’s working him like a fucking whore that she is trying to get what she wants and he’s just smitten that his menial bullshit job giving people tickets for talking on their cellphones finally had some purpose….all cuz he pulled over a celebrity, giving him a story to tell his wife who thinks he’s a fucking failure because the only reason he moved to LA wasn’t to be a cop, it just kinda happened after his attempt at an acting career failed him.

If I was in his place, I woulda gone for the blowjob, and sure a little ticket won’t give her the fear she needs to suck you off, so I’d also have to make up some crime that looks real serious, like maybe even hit her for murder, even if the victim was her career and sex appeal and the weapon was her pregnancy….give her the death penalty, even though I guess she kinda already gave that to herself…

Either way, here’s the only acting work she gets lately….

  • Dino

    lol poor mixed race negress trying to get out of the ticket. Bet she agreed to give him a rimjob.

  • Mas

    She looks like shit.

  • Drunken Pig

    “Ma’mm..Im going to have to ask you to remove you’re clothes and move into the back-seat”!!

  • Bob Smith

    She looks like the lady who cleans my house in that picture.

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

    Si, senor. I hope she was speeding towards the Mexican border. She’ll be happier amongst her own people down there. Illegals out!!!!!!!

  • Bob Bowie

    That’s the first time this pendeja has smiled since last January.

  • cowbulls

    I agree that bitch should be cleaning hotel rooms or else working in a brothel in Mexico. I think the officer should have got a blow job and then called Immigration and had her shipped back to Mexico.

  • Jack the Tripper

    I want to lick her where the poo comes out.






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