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Kelly Brook Topless in a Popular Men’s Magazine of the Day


I find this shit irritating as fuck.

Firstly, we shouldn’t get excited over anyone who is topless, cuz tits are just tits and girls should just show them and the reason they don’t is cuz assholes like you can’t play it fucking cool and make them think it’s a big deal…

Second, it’s Kelly Brook, a topless Glamour model from the UK who has been getting topless for decades…and the only person who should have got excited to see these tits was back when she was 20 and an ex boyfriend she cock teased when he was 14 and who had been jerking off to her ever since finally got to seems….and now I wait for the Lawyers letters to start coming in from the Popular Men’s Magazine…cuz we don’t live in a time where ppl feel the need to cum on magazine pages….and that upsets them…but this Kelly Brook body…no matter how much it annoys me…is still fucking substantial…

Now I wait for the Popular Men’s Magazine to send Lawyers letters….

12 Responses to “Kelly Brook Topless in a Popular Men’s Magazine of the Day”

  1. Expletive:BMP Says:

    that’s because the balls less mutha-fuckers who once out lawed faggots and tits and sex on tv who felt that it was immoral, but now are allowing fucking faggots to marry and kiss on the fucking telly (you sick fucks may worms crawl out of your eyeballs and pus rim over out of your urethras you sick fucks) but chicks still can’t show their tits in the public, fuck you and your unbalanced morality you stupid fucking wankers, allow tits or get a shiv in your fucking eye. Look at this dame, what would you rather see, two faggots kissing under some fucking tree in a fakey marriage bullshit, or this chick massaging her tits; ANSWER YOU MUTHA-FUCKAS!

  2. HornyLohanWanker Says:

    I would milk those jugs like a heifer.

  3. Expletive:BMP Says:

    ^^^They’re sweet though :) milk ‘em for days.

  4. yawn Says:

    looks like a cartoon..

  5. Taz Says:

    Perfection!

  6. Drunken Pig Says:

    One hot bitch indeed!!..thou I was always more into Hustler!!

  7. mike Says:

    wow!! The things i would do for and to that!! She is perfect!! So want to tie that body up and eat off it for months!!

  8. coolblaster Says:

    She is hot….but that Pirhana 3D movie looks like a bigger turd than Suge Knight.

  9. SUGE Knight Says:

    Coolblaster this is Suge huggy bear Knight, Im going to hang you over a window when i get my hands on you.

  10. Stantz Says:

    She hasn’t actually done that much topless work, she’s been teasing for years, but the PB shoot is a pretty big deal. i’ve met Kelly a few times when she was banging Billy Zane. I wasn’t aware they’d broken up the next time I saw her. I asked where Billy was while her then Boyfriend Jason Statham was standing next to her

    Awkward…

  11. MrPat Says:

    What happened to her breat ?
    They ued to be bigger… I aw a movie with her and Billy Zane and they were way bigger :(

  12. Cunty Cuntall Says:

    I wanna release my spooge in her schmoo.

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