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Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman….

Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

  • tit man

    I’d cum all over those tits then make her clean my house with a dildo in her ass

  • drunk mom

    i know what it is, and why it is freaky: it’s the way a tit looks wihen it is being layed into a mamagram machine and the nurse tries push all the junk from the sides and the armpit so they have something to smoosh down….ouch

  • cowbulls

    I don’t find her attractive and those funny looking tits are part of the problem. I also don’t think having a washtub between her legs is a turn-on either.

  • Bob Smith

    Explain to me again why people think she’s hot?

  • Leonard

    I Agree. They look too big for her. Maybe just a little smaller and it might not look too strange

  • Bill

    I think they are perfect. Anything the size of a good scoop of ice cream it in the perfection range.

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    yea nice

  • Walker

    I’ll never look at her the same again. Terrible rack. Just terrible. You know they are going to hang like flap jacks when she takes that top off.
    Small and perky – nice. Small and flappy – gross.






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