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I can’t imagine you care about Jessica Alba’s comeback tour now that she’s landed her first gig since being a mom in the movie Machete, you know since she’s let us all down and is dead to us. But I figured I’d put up the pictures anyway, to remind you all to not buy into her second attempt at a career, and encourage you to punish her for her actions by making her fade the fuck away….especially when wearing such stupid fucking dresses that don’t really give boners…something she’s been keen on since she’s become a mom…

She fucking sucks…no wait, she rips holes in condoms of guys she never wants to have leave her so that they stick to her uterus and make her babies….but that’s a form of sucking…just with less mouth.

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Expletive:BMP

are you on fucking drugs; if a bit of awesome cunny like Alba did just that to me, even if she had a rare mental disorder like Britney of not liking to bathe regularly, I’d still give her a go. And do you know why, because she’s fucking hot—you fucking nut. Alba don’t even have to put a hole in the condom, i’d not wear it and promise to blow air up her ass only for her to immediately fart it back out, into my mouth . And no I’m not desperate, I’m only saying, fuck! Faggots rim each other’s shitty assholes all the time, so why can’t i suck on Alba’s ass button?
testington

this chick sucks, and that is a retarded dress.
jstuddle

I have come to the conclusion that all these websites are run by gay people because that’s the only excuse for thinking that she is not smoking hot.
Bob Smith

meh.

She had a great body before the kid. Now she looks like an NFL cheerleader. And there’s hundreds of those.

Whatever made her special is just. gone.
Drunken Pig

Meh..been getting fucked as of late..in my mind at least..she’s pulled it together..who the fuck am I kidding..bent-over-straight-up the ass cum-shot!!
cowbulls

If you posted those pictures under the name Mary Smith and said she was a cashier at Wal-mart no one would think she was anything special. I agree that she was hot but that is only a memory from long ago. She lost me when she decided she wanted to run her mouth and thought that anyone cared about her Liberal wacho attitudes.