In the event you didn’t see it, check out this “Vile File”….of a girl playing with her period, I can’t wait for the REMIX.
It’s pretty much been what I’ve spent my day staring at, I mean other than the amazing and constant updates you all appreciate so much…
I was pretty happy 8 people added me to FACEBOOK, it make me feel like a real star, I mean who needs hundreds of thousands of fans and admirers, I’d take 8 people over that any fuckin day..
Here are my stepLINKS…or should I say your stepLINKS
Single Rachel Bilson Is the Hottest Hollywood Pussy Right Now….Check Out These Pics… GO
This is not safe for anywhere….seriously…this is a warning….I didn’t want to post this on the site, but figured since I can’t land advertisers anyway, I shouldn’t be shy about sharing the things I do in my spare time, even if the things I do in my spare time are fucking disgusting, like this video of some black chick playing with her period….a video I think is vile enough to take on 2 Girls, 1 Cup….Follow the link to watch the clip, but I’m warning you…It’s nasty…
Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock in the dirtiest “Slave on Plantation Owner Daughter” way. She’s German and a racist by default, but more importantly into some next level scary sex….leading me to believe she’s been tied to the bed and had more than one fist in her while a hired house boy shits in her mouth…unless she’s just compensating and into him for his angelic voice….
Either way, it’s sad to say goodbye, we’ve been jerking off to her since the day she started many years ago. Those amazing natural tits that are not so amazing anymore will always be remembered in our hearts and in our penises…
So here’s my tribute….apparently…I am addicted to these lists….I did one on Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged and now I’m only this Heidi Klum list…Somebody stop me, before I turn into a list…what?! I don’t know…just don’t ask…
4- Heidi Doing Make-UP For Victoria’ Secret….
3 – Heidi in an Expensive Bra and Panty Set…
2- Heidi in the Fashion Show….
1 – Heidi Cameltoe on the Runway that may not be for Victoria’s Secret, but since she sold her soul to them, everything she did was technically a Victoria’s Secret marketing move…Including dirty big dick sex with Seal…
Ashley Greene is one of those cock teasing cunts who dresses down in her everyday life except when she hits the gym and sluts it up in the tightest clothes because she can. All her fans are already sold on her and the cult she is part of that they are gonna check out her latest pics, whether she’s in a snowsuit or a bikini and I think she knows it….because if she was insecure in herself and her career, she wouldn’t have this obnoxious cockiness that she’s part of something so big and relevant that she can be as boring as she wants and still get the work and attention she needs….cuz she is overhyped…and I know that I can’t wait for it all to come crashing down…so that the sleaziest pics of her aren’t ones of her in gym clothes heading to the gym, but instead of her at a casting call diddling her irrelevant Twilight cunt for a role as “Hot Girl” in Entourage Season 15….If you know what I mean….and if you don’t…you’re an idiot…but I’ll spell it out for you…put this bitch in the bottom feeding roles she has to get naked in to get noticed…where she belongs…
I haven’t stepped into a gym in at least a decade, so maybe this is considered wholesome gym apparel, in which case, I’ll have to start hanging out outside gyms…
Here’s Ashley Greene and yes, I am part of the problem….
Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff loading the car, which is probably a nice change of pace from loading her husbands ass with various household objects…..
I don’t know if Hilary Duff still counts as a celeb you want to fuck, you know with the whole marrying a Hockey Player and taking on a workout regime that leaves her broad enough for his Locker Room fantasies, I mean provided he doesn’t already live them out by having his teammates bang her as he jerks off in the corner….but I figure she does, since she hasn’t had a kid yet…but when she does, it’ll be safe to say she’s officially over as she sits on her pig bile of billionaire money….
Taylor swift is not hot, if anything she’s fucking boring, but for some reason people want to fuck her, at that reason is the assumption she’s a virgin and has a vagina…but I think that’s all marketing…there’s no such thing as wholesome these days, especially not when you’re a celebrity, cuz the internet has fucked everyone up, leading to all night sex parties, and anal sex at 14 to not get pregnant, I watch Oprah, I know these things, and I also know it’d make for a pretty shitty marketing campaign when reaching out to Christian parents to buy albums for their kids, as Christian parents represent America and are also the only people still buying albums….it’s all about makin’ the money her talent doesn’t deserve…so here’s hoping these pictures of her are viewed in nothing by the dirtiest, sleaziest way.. make her a little more like the whore I am convinced she is or at least that she should be…
She’s young, in tight pants, wearing red lipstick, giving seductive eyes, sounds like a good enough formula, put on one of her songs and run with it perverts….
Eliza Dushku is this tiny body, that I assume has a huge vagina cuz she gets fucked by basketball player Rick Fox, but that’s assuming that he lives up to black stereotypes and isn’t the guy they laugh at between games….but I’ll like my assumption, it makes looking at her much more fun, cuz girls with big vaginas are funny…but I am sure I’m not the only one givin’ her questionable looks, you know, thanks to that whole social stigma of her decision to date a black man….
That’s all I have to say about that…here is her little legs in shorts and botoxed face to inspire you…
Hey Hater. Here’s your favorite segment on the site…that I post for no reason other than to annoy you by educating you on like-minded retards to retarded things that landed them on the internet, local news, and in some cases prison….
Mom Lies to Son, Tells Him He Has Leukemia, Tells Friends He’s Dead
Man Arrested for Exposing Himself at CT Courthouse
Pennsylvania School Controversy Over KKK Costume in Classroom
College Student Commits Suicide After Roommate Exposes Secret Sex Tape
A Rutgers student, Tyler Clementi, jumped off a bridge after his freshman roommate set up a camera in their dorm room and exposing Clementi’s kiss with another man on the internet
High school student injured by glass bottle while running
Tony Curtis is dead. RIP Motherfucker. Dude was 85, lived a good life, was married a lot, was a star for a while, had a big family, made a lot of money, lived to 85. I’m not crying over this tragedy, since it’s not a fuckin’ tragedy…
But I did figure I’d post the top 5 bitches he has had sex with…
Number 5 – Jill Vandenberg Curtis
This bitch was some Vegas Showgirl/Stripper looking bitch who you probably would have wanted to bang if she wasn’t too busy looking for men 42 years older than her to settle down and get fat with because a stripping career couldn’t last forever….She had some pretty great tits….and knew her worth in life…and I always respect these bitches I like to call “Retirement Nurses”, because when you’re 70, pussy like this, no matter why it is with you, whether for the fame, money, or ability to never work again, it is pretty alright….cuz you can’t take the money with you….
Number 4 – Christine Kaufman
This bitch was 17 when he started fucking her….before he threw his previous marriage and family away to marry her…because young pussy has always had that effect on dudes…they just don’t walk it out like they are supposed to…but instead follow the fresh scent of a barely touched pussy…even if it’s just gonna end up bad….
Number 3 – Janet Leigh
I am sure there is not one man out there who watched Psycho and thought the peeping on her in the shower scene wasn’t erotic, despite the whole psycho part….I mean until bitch got slaughtered. It was a genius level of creepy man lusting over a girl who showed up at his door step in need of a place to stay, and mommy issues that made him angry and abusive, that I am sure most of you can relate to, only instead of killing bitches, you just hide in the corner and cry, before running to your mom to brush her hair as you watch Desperate Housewives. You sick fuck…
Number 2 – Marilyn Monroe
This one’s obvious…She’s like the Lohan of her generation, only she had the sense to kill herself off so that she stayed famous and so everyone lusted her, before she became a total trainwreck, too fat to get out of bed, forgotten and ignored…Presidents fucked her, stars fucked her, and she managed to get some legitmate work, despite all the time spent being a total whore…Guys still jerk off to the bitch, and Tony Curtis got to jerk off on the bitch….Pretty solid.
Number 1 – Jamie Lee Curtis:
This one’s a bit of a wildcard, but since none of us were in their household while Jamie Lee Curtis was a little girl, we have no idea whether daddy played horsey on his lap nude . We also have no idea whether she was born a hermaphrodite or not, but that’s not the point of this post, the point is that I’m throwing her into the Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis banged mix, cuz these actors are wild, and banging their daughters is not as out there of a concept as it may sound…repressed memories and hypnotherapy may one day reveal this as truth, so she’s on the list in the event they do….
Tony Curtis, RIP Motherfucker. You had a good run…
Here is Brazilian Model Izabel Goulart in a photoshoot for some clothing company I’ve never heard of. She’s in her underwear and tight clothes, and although not particulary exciting, she’s a hell of a lot hotter than the girl girl who I accidentally watched for way too long as she playing with her period on webcam yesterday. Luckily for you I didn’t get the footage of her fucking a banana and eating it…while on her period….I don’t know how that gets anyone off…but I know it makes these boring pictures of a wholesome Izabel Goulart a welcomed and refreshing thing to look at to try to erase the trauma….
Here are some pictures of a fascinating woman named Kate Walsh, who is really only fascinating because she’s likely got orange pubic hair and that’s something I’ve tried doing science experiments on, you know write my fucking thesis on, but even redheads, rejected from society know they are better off without letting me play with their pubes…not to mention most redheads have a complex about the shit and wax/laser/shave whatever to feel normal in the gym locker room…….
She is wearing some pussy hugging mom jeans and has the face of a mom, making this feel as authentic as the two rich mom’s I saw “power walking” in the park, trying to stay fit for their trainer they try to fuck while the husband is at work…I followed their yoga pants mom asses for about 100 feet before feeling dehydrated, asthmatic and in need of a nap…but it was a great 100 feet.
Someone posted this on my Facebook wall. It had 39 views. I felt an artist like this….or who is trying to be like this…to get famous on the internet…because people love crazies….so if you’re not a crazy pretend to be one and video tape it….so it gets passed around….deserved some encouragement….
Warning. It is long. There are no tits. It may not be your thing. I probably should have posted that bikini car wash video from the local high school fundraiser….but instead…you get this.
I’m pretty fucking hungry, which is ironic considering how fat I am….I am disappointed with how few of you added me to FACEBOOK …..It reminds me how fucking useless, irrelevant and a waste of space I am, however my bank account, credit card debt, fat wife and lack of erections when the time I need them was doin’ an alright job of that…
Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does…
She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge…
I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic….
See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that…
Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.
