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Christina Ricci is a Picnic Table of the Day

I guess this outfit will excite the weird guy in the park, who everyone thinks is talking to himself, but who is actually talking to the picnic table, because he is convinced it is his girlfriend, but you only really learn that about him, when walking through the part after midnight, when he’s fucking the shit out of it, telling it how mad his mom will be that he’s doing this, and how sexy it is, and how good she feels against him, making for an awkward experience, that is hardly as awkward as Christina Ricci cutting off her tits intentionally cuz she thought they made her look fat, while now she just looks useless…..unless it was to make my friend in the park’s imaginary wife come to life…and thanks to her self-mutilation, she’s great the feed families off of….

I don’t know what I am saying here, but the point of this post was to say Christina Ricci fucking sucks and here are the pics to prove it.

  • tank

    If she’s a picnic table, I’ll have a big slice of hair pie!

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    I would eat whatever she is serving and ask for fucking seconds!

  • bob vance

    She look like Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island

  • cowbulls

    I’d lick her and dick her and then go wait for the Professor to get us off this damn island.






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