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Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done.

Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her….

Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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HorneyLohanWanker

I can get both of those fun bags into my mouth and suck till she screamed.

And since she woudl be tied up in my basement, and it is soundproof, I woudl not care. A little more sucking cunt, too bad for you.
Bob Smith

She should be begging for a nude scene.

Or did she think people hired her because she was a great actress?
Expletive:BMP

Women like Alba is so fortunate looking this good because men being fools for such, and women wanting to look like such, will always consider her a media darling. Though the bold daring truth may be boredom instead of whoredom that motivates this rather indiferent lass, we’ll still all remember her as that youthful looking bit of awesome cunny in idle hands—though she’s infinitely changed from that point. Would I wanna cum up in her snatch werre she mine? Only twice; that’s day and night, skeet skeet skeet.
Toreshi

I am a woman and I have no room to speak but this bitch has the worst style out there. Sure, I wear my department store clothes to work but if I had some scratch I am pretty sure I could pick a better fucking dress than this. She totally has no taste. Nice ass, sure, but I see nothing else redeemable here and she fucks a hobo.
cowbulls

She is lucky she gave some casting guy a great blow job and he had a fetish for the hotel cleaning staff. Otherwise she would be working in a laundry room somewhere.