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Scarlett Johansson for Mango of the Day

I never really got sucked into the Scarlett Johansson hype. I always saw a chunky, uninteresting girl with big enough tits and a nice enough face to look at, but nothing nearly as amazing as everyone seemed to think she was….she has flaws I just can’t ignore…unless of course I was dealing with them face to face, but since I’m not, I’ll judge her.

Sure she’s hot, I’d be an idiot to say she isn’t, but I can say she’s nothing special, I see girls as equally good on the daily and maybe I just have fucked up ideas of what makes a bitch hot or not….but I’m pretty sure she was a product of major fucking marketing…what I call big titty hype that got dudes excited….more than anything….cuz she has been consistently boring as fuck to watch….Never any drunken episode, nip slips or sex tapes, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s a sign of a bitch who thinks she’s too good and more important than she is. Fuck her.

But she photoshops well, so I figured I’d put these pictures up anyway.

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    We need more tit and less attitude from this one.

  • josh

    she stuffs her bra. and eats poopies.

  • mike

    wow!! I think i have gotten lost in those eyes! Great body as well.

  • Expletive:BMP

    I’m sure they’re much more pleasant, ample and adorable dames out there. Though we see her stringent slim form and think, ‘she’s a goddess,’ in reality, she’s nothing of the sort. But rather, she’s a slim infantile formed, wannabe ethiopian. Had she more meat, then, she’d be goddess material.

  • Ted

    BMP you’re clearly retarded. I have meat just glancing at her.

  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

    I would love to watch her get tit-fucked by some guy with a big cock. I bet she would love it, too.

  • kel

    i don’t know what you’re thinking…i think she’s hot as hell…she’s my girl crush!!! her & penelope cruz….

  • josh

    she’s so classy, she eats poop with a fork and knife.

  • drunk mom

    me too, kel, girl crush…her in the movie matchpoint with jonathan rhys myers made me *clean out my drawer*…that’s ladyspeak for clean out the pipes

  • cowbulls

    I think she has enough meat on her bones to get my meat and my bone.

  • um no

    they’ve retouched these photos so much you can’t even recognize her.
    FAIL

  • Mac

    Your a really stupid fuck. You know that?






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